Im a Bastard™️

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

World Heritage Post

desired you while the women flee

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

I think it means she really likes incinerators

I think she has romantic feelings for incinerators

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

​i haven’t seen this post in years and i better never see it again

Happy Fathers Day

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

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