Literally just piss. Please do not perceive me

Oh, you hate pads? So did I. I hated tampons and the cups too. Then I tried men’s pull-ups. You should totally try it sometime. The packaging even has a guy on it! You won’t get that with pads.

They’re grey too, not pastel pink with bows. They dont even make any sound when I take one out of my bag and open it. I actually have one right here.

Yeah it’s so quiet! And feel how soft I the inside is. Remember how pads feel like sitting on a paper towel? Doesn’t this just feel like a cotton ball?

You should totally try it on. We’re probably the same size. No one would even notice. I’m wearing mine right now and it just looks like Ive got a dick. Made me question the point of all those expensive pairs of packing underwear I’ve seen online.

The best part? The more you bleed the bigger your “dick” gets. It almost makes it worth it for me. And if you really want to make it better, you could just pee in them too. That’s what I do when I’m dysphoric.

No of course no one notices, you didn’t! Yeah, duh, it’s so easy! Watch!

You can’t even see anything, can’t you? It’s perfect for us. You’ve got to try it. Yeah I mean now. We’re along aren’t we? Why not? We’ve changed together before, why not again?

I told you it was comfortable. Feel that. It really does pack for you and everything. You should see yourself with a pullup under your pants and then you’ll wonder why it took you so long to try it.

But you gotta try peeing in them. That’s what really makes it remember? How will you know how well it packs if you aren’t even using it right? That’s like trying to ply at basketball with a deflated ball. What if I went with you, how about that? I still have some in my system, I don’t just do the whole thing at one time.

Ok deep breath. For me it helped to squat at first. Yeah like this. And then you…yeah, there you go. Perfect. Can I just…yeah I can feel it getting big in my hand. You’re really packing some heat. Yeah I had to say it, it’s true! You can put your hand on it too. Or mine.

Nah you don’t have to change it now, it was only a leak. I usually change mine after I brush my teeth at night and then in the morning. You only have to when you can feel it getting wet. That’s why it’s just leaks, okay?

What do you mean you can’t stop? Well it’s probably fine. It’s just your first time, it’ll totally be able to hold that. But I have a lot of tricks up my sleave for being able to stop your stream like the other guys. It takes control and patience but I think you can do it.

Like, aiming and control would be a lot harder so maybe they try to never pee outside of their bathroom at home. Or maybe somebody once saw them peeing in the woods and had a lot of questions about their anatomy, making them too uncomfortable to finish and they try to hold it the rest of the day until their annoying companion gets the hint.

Maybe they feel a leak coming out of one dick and quickly reach down to squeeze it, only for the other one to start leaking even harder.

i made a gif because i’m trash

Don't fuss, baby boy. I know sitting in your soggy diaper makes your prince parts grow big and hard. But you can't be trusted long enough for Mommy to touch you like a big boy! You can barely hold it on the changing table.

We can play pretend, though. Mommy can take off her panties and bounce on the cute bulge in your diaper. Of course, your padding is far too thick to feel my pussy, but you've imagined it enough times.

Just knowing your prince parts are so close to Mommy's pussy is going to make you have an accident, isn't it? Aww, that's okay, that's what your diaper is for.

Maybe when you're potty trained - if that's even possible - you can make cummies inside Mommy. For now, you can practice in your diaper. It's hard to imagine my little man being big enough for that. After all, you smell like baby powder and the front of your diaper is wet - and not because of Mommy. But it's precious that you want to try.

-desperate people who won’t admit they’re desperate

-no i’m serious like I don’t want them to hint at a single thing 

-people who are desperate… and don’t say it 

-secretly desperate people who finally give in to the urge but they still try to hide it

-literally trying to hide it as they wet themselves

-in a car! in the passenger seat messing with their phone as their crotch glistens 

-at a water park! standing in line leaning against the railing casually peeing down their legs as they talk with their friends

-in a lawn chair at a soccer game, their shorts growing damp as they try to keep a straight face and cheer for their team 

-trying to be casual and calm but losing their composure, suddenly overwhelmed and anxious and letting out a sob as they finish

-someone noticing and quickly helping them hide it/ clean it up/ holding them as they calm down

But as they're standing in line,one that is moving at a snails pace (possibly there only being a limited amount of urinals/stalls available) he tries to stay nonchalant, tapping his foot to express impatiences (but really it's for keeping that nervous energy from traveling further up, aka: so he doesn't start crossing his legs) or leaning ever to slightly forward to definitely only look at his watch and definitely not to keep pressure off his bladder~

Something something they are the next person in line, so very close to relief- their bladder knowing this and already starting to relax

Buuuut just as they're about to enter,,,,they're stopped by a worker

"Terribly sorry sir, but, I gotta close for maintenance. It'll be reopened in 20 minutes."

Maybe you're already wearing a diaper under your dress-up clothes, secretly hoping someone will see the waistband peaking out and check your padded bottom for the telling blue line. You'll feel so embarrassed when they discover you're just a little baby who can't even make it to the potty on his own.

But you can't help it, can you? It feels too good to go pee-pee in your diaper, feeling the padding swell with warmth. I know your potty parts get hard as soon as you feel the urge to go. Maybe you try to hold it and convince yourself you're an adult who doesn't need diapers, but we both know that's not true. It's such a relief when you finally have an accident and you get to sit in a warm, wet diaper for the rest of the day.

By the time you get home, your poor little prince parts are too needy to focus on anything but making cummies in your soaked diaper. You grab the first stuffy or buzzy toy you see and hump, hump, hump. The soft, wet padding rubbing against your precious cock is almost too much for such a little thing. Imagine if you tried to stroke yourself like the big boys do!

Everyone else in your life may think you're a man, but Mommy knows the truth. You're just a sweet potty pants who can't even be trusted long enough to take his diaper off during playtime. This is what you want, though, isn't it? You would much rather make humpies in your diaper than try to fuck like the grownups do.

"Oh! I didn't take Astarion for a pee shy man!! 😳"💦💦