No One Mourns The Wicked
This story is set in the Your Change of Plans universe. So read that first. Or don’t. Either way.
I’ll be honest. When Claire’s parents first told me they were sending her to the Little’s Program™️, I tried my best to stop them.
In my defense, Claire was beautiful and who wants to date a girl in diapers?
I mean, sure, she was stuck-up, shallow, and superficial. And yeah, she thought she was the Queen Bee wearing designer clothes and ruthlessly controlling our friend group.
She was a mean girl. Think Regina George. That kind of girl.
But now that I see her, stripped from her fancy, expensive clothes and attitude wearing that adorable diaper—I can’t help but agree it’s for the best.
“Awww, Clairebear! Don’t be shy!!! It’s just me!”
As you can see, Claire hid her face in her stuffies, too embarrassed to respond.
“Claire, honey,” her mom says, “Ryan came all this way to see you. We don’t ignore our guests, do we?”
A few weeks ago, Claire would’ve bit her mom’s head off for talking to her like that.
But now look at her.
Her mom turns to me, smiling. “She might need a few minutes to warm up to you. She’s still adjusting to her new life.”
Claire digs her face further into her stuffies, whimpering.
“It’s okay, I’m sure it’s a big transition for her. I mean, she did go from Prada to Pampers! Gucci to Gerber! Cartier to cribs! But she’s just so cute in that diaper!”
“Well she does have the best diapers on the market! Only the best for Claire,” her mom says, “Plus she’s been much better behaved since she got back. Sure, she still throws tantrums—all Littles do!—but now they’re about not wanting her poopy diaper changed instead of throwing a fit because we got her the wrong Hermes bag!”
“Now that is something I gotta see! Clairebear throwing a tantrum in a poopy diaper?! How cute is that?”
More whimpers from Claire.
“Well, you’re in luck! She’s past due for her afternoon boom boom. She usually goes during her nap but not today. Should be any minute!”
She pats Claire’s diaper playfully.
“It’s just so crazy,” I say astonished, “Claire poops her diapers now.”
“Yep, the Littles Center recommended the full package to fix her attitude after meeting Claire. Complete unpotty-training, inability to orgasm, and strict reliance on the Littles Center’s special baby formula. She can’t eat any adult food without getting an icky tummy!”
“Well, judging by the fact I haven’t heard Claire talk back at all, I’d say it’s working!”
“Like a charm! She did have a meltdown after we gave her fancy clothes to her cousins, but Littles don’t need fancy clothes, do they Claire?”
“M-maawmmmyyyyy,” Claire lisp’s adorably.
“Sorry, honey, but you need onesies and diapers! And I almost forgot, Claire also got the Babble Package™️, so she sounds just like a toddler! How cute is that?”
“I na a tawdwa!!” Claire shrieks.
It’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.
“Of course you’re not,” I coo, “You’re our Clairebear!”
Claire’s mom smiles, “Well, why don’t I leave you two alone so you can catch up. Let me know if she makes a poopy!”
Claire moans again.
For the first time since her regression, I’m alone with Claire.
It’s strange, seeing her there in her diaper, completely docile. Nothing like the bossy, sexy woman she used to be.
I sit on the bed next to her, rubbing her shoulder. “Hey, Clairebear.”
She lifts her head from her stuffies. “H-hi Wyan.” Hearing herself she hides her head again.
Doing my best not to laugh, I push forward. “Don’t be embarrassed, sweetie. Not with me. You know I love you. Even if things are different.”
Hearing the “I love you,” Claire immediately turns around. “P-pwomith?”
“Yes, Claire, I promise.”
For the first time since I got there, Claire smiled and sat up against her pillows.
“Is this your stuffy?”
“Mhm! It’s Wy-Wy Dog!” she says excitedly, showing me her stuffed dog.
“Awww, did you name him after me?”
“Yeah!” she says, blushing a bit.
“Well I think he’s the cutest little stuffy in the whole world!”
Her smile fades slightly. “Don wan stuffies, wan you!”
I sigh. I knew it would come to this eventually. I wasn’t lying, I did love her. But I can’t date a Little. I need a woman, not a pamper packer.
“Clairebear, I love you, I really do. But you’re…you’re a Little now. It’s not appropriate for you to be in an adult relationship anymore.”
“Buh, buh!” she starts, stomping her hands and feet, “Na fawr!!! I you guwlfwien!!!”
As I look into her eyes, I no longer see the sophisticated, sexy woman she used to be. Whatever she used to be, whatever fun we used to have, a distant memory.
“Sorry, little one. I need a woman—an adult—and you’re not that anymore. You’re not even potty trained, it’s just not meant to be. Maybe you’ll find a nice guy at daycare!”
I knew I went too far right away. The tantrum started right away.
“NOOOOO!” she shouted, kicking her feet more than ever! Na a baby! Na na na!”
The kicking of her feet caused an immediate reaction. Her screaming suddenly stopped as her eyes grew wide.
“What’s wrong, honey?” I ask before a grunt answers my question.
A loud, bubbly toot trumpets out of her diaper, leaving no ambiguity of what’s happening. Her eyes furrow in concentration at the task at hand.
Her diaper expands rapidly as she grunts. Her eyes still unfocused as she works to fill her diaper.
All I can do is watch as the woman I once revered poops her diaper in front of me, no different from an actual toddler.
Well, I guess she basically is a toddler now.
After a few bubbly toots, her grunting stops. Though the smell immediately attacks my nose, barely mitigated by the baby powder in her diaper.
“Did someone just make a poopoo?” I ask in a babyish voice. I couldn’t help myself. It was instinctual.
It’s just how you talk to pamper packers.
“No poopies!” she shrieks, legs kicking again. Her diaper swaying dangerously.
“Are you sure about that, little one?”
“I didn’! You did!” she squeals, trying to kick me.
“Excuse me, Claire? This is not how a Little should behave! You do not fib about your diaper and you definitely do not try to kick adults!”
“Don care! Na baby!!”
“If you keep acting like this you’re gonna learn what happens to misbehaving Littles. I’ll give you one more chance before you end up on my lap.”
I almost felt bad. The last thing I did was want to cause Claire to throw a tantrum. But here we are.
“You na my mawmy! You dum baby too!” she retorted, still trying to kick me.
“No, but I am,” her mom says walking in, “I could hear your tantrum all the way down the hall! Were you trying to kick Ryan?”
Claire’s eyes grew wide. “I-I-I b-but!!”
“We do not kick our babysitters, do you understand me?” her mom said in that deeply maternal voice you hear when you’re in trouble.
In a flash, Claire’s mom is sitting on the bed, pulling her kicking and screaming Little on her lap.
Claire’s diaper is already browning, bulging under the weight of its contents.
She turns to me and says over Claire’s whining, “I’m sorry, Ryan. I did warn you about her poopy diaper tantrums! I’ll take care of this one, are you still on to babysit her Friday night?”
“Of course, I wouldn’t miss it for the world!”
“Great, you go on, I’ll see you then. I have to teach this little one some manners.”
As I walk out, I hear SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
I may have lost my girlfriend, but I can’t argue this isn’t for the best.



















