subby lil knight: a ren faire md/lb fic 🐉👸🛡️
(all characters are consenting adults!!! i do not condone engaging in kink in public! this is fantasy!)
“mommy, do i have to wear this to ren faire?” sam asked as i laid him down on top of an open diaper.
“yes, baby. your knight outfit has a lot of layers. too many to be taking off to go potty. and besides… didn’t somebody have an accident just two days ago?”
his cheeks burned scarlet and he covered his face. “maybe…”
“you wanna remind mommy what happened?” i asked gently as i started to sprinkle baby powder all over and rub it into his skin. i didn’t want this cranky boy getting a rash.
“i told mommy i could handle big boy pants, but then i drank a lot of water and i didn’t make it to the potty.”
“and you went pee pee in your pants, right? in front of your friends?”
“mommy, stop reminding me, it’s so embarassing.” sam said, giggling behind his hands.
“that was pretty embarassing, huh? so to save you from having another potty accident like that, you’re going to be diapered today. make sense?”
sam sighed. “makes sense.”
“attaboy,” i said, starting to tape the thick diaper onto my lil guy. he squirmed, but i could see his brain relax and go fuzzy as soon the diaper hugged his lil boy parts.
i gave the front of the diaper a few firm pats, then helped sam sit up on the changing mat.
“will anyone be able to tell?”
i shook my head. “no way, baby. your armor will hide it just fine. and everyone will be too silly n tipsy from all the mead, no one will be paying attention to your diapered butt.”
“okay,” sam said, but he still looked nervous.
“c’mon, brave knight, don’t you wanna put your armor on?”
he blushed at the compliment. “yeah mommy.”
i helped him into the first layer, a pair of loose brown linen pants and a flowy white shirt. i watched from the bed as he belted the shirt on his own.
his tattooed chest and forearms peeking out from the flowy fabric drove me crazy. he was so fucking hot. even hotter knowing there was a diaper underneath his layers, and no doubt it would be soggy before long.
the next layer was the chainmail that we’d bought for this very occasion. sam, who loved anything medieval just as much as i did, had been overjoyed when i surprised him with the outfit.
“it’s really heavy, lil knight, so if you need to take it off at any point, we can.” i told him, adjusting the chainmail as it hung on his chest.
“but mommy, you need your knight to be dressed properly. how else am i gonna protect my princess?”
now it was my turn to blush. i giggled and kissed sam gently on the lips. “such a devoted little knight, aren’t you?”
“you just need your sword now.” i said, finding the fake sword and sheath, which attached to sam’s belt.
once he was all ready, he looked in the mirror, admiring the outfit.
“i feel so fucking cool,” he said.
“oops. sorry mommy,” he giggled, correcting himself. “i feel very very cool.”
“much better. you ready to hit the road, lil man?”
he nodded, and we packed up the car and started the drive to the ren faire.
from the outside, we looked like every other couple. a knight and princess, nothing out of the ordinary. but under all those layers was my knight’s big poofy diaper. and under my princess dress was a cute little pullup. the leather backpack thrown over my pack carried all the usual things- water bottle, keys, wallet, gum… but it also held a spare diaper, wipes, diaper cream, and the travel changing mat.
i loved changing sam in a family restroom at a public event. the blushiness that came over him when i told him that it was time for a change was the cutest thing i’d ever seen. i loved it so much.
“what do you wanna do first, sammy?” i asked as we entered the wooded clearing of the ren faire. there were signs pointing towards different booths selling turkey legs and honeyed wine, vendors showing off gorgeous hand-made textiles, and little stages with performances happening everywhere you looked.
sam looked overwhelmed with joy as he took it all in. “mmm, i’m a little thirsty mama.”
“should we get some mead? do you think you can handle a big-boy drink?”
he nodded “i can handle it! please mom?”
i chuckled. “okay, sweet boy.”
the woman working the drink booth was wearing a gorgeous floral corset and fairy ears. she smiled kindly as we approached, and then her eyes locked in on sam.
“well, hi handsome!” she said to sam, and i watched him look over at me nervously and blush. “what can i get for you, brave knight?”
sam looked at me again, looking unsure of himself. i stepped in to help, rubbing his back gently.
“he’ll have the blueberry mead. and i’ll have the strawberry, please.”
i paid the woman, and sam ducked behind my back shyly, burying his face in my shoulder.
“aww, is someone feeling shy?” the pretty bartender teased. “what’s his name?” this was directed towards me, which amused me. she could tell i was the grown-up here.
“sam,” i said. “he’s my lil guy. he’s definitely a little shy around strangers, aren’t you, bug?”
he blushed, looking up at the lady and nodding.
“oh, that’s okay!” she said to sam sweetly. “strangers can be scary, huh? good thing you’ve got such a nice mom to look after you.”
“she’s not my mom! she’s my girlfriend…” sam said, but his voice was unconvincing.
the bartender and i both chuckled.
“why not both, lil bug? i’m both, right?” i asked.
sam nodded, looking at the ground. “you’re both.”
the bartender giggled and got our drinks for us, winking at sam as she handed the meads over.
“have fun with your ‘girlfriend’” the woman teased.
as we walked away, sam’s cheeks were beet-red.
“you okay, bug? sorry about the teasing…”
he nodded, still looking overwhelmed and embarassed by the whole interaction.
we sat down at a picnic table next to a few other groups of people dressed as fairies, pirates, and ogree. “how about a snack? i packed your favorite!”
i reached into the backpack to produce a bag of pirate booty.
“eat something, sweet pea. you’ll need it if you’re drinking big-boy drinks today.”
sam eagerly accepted the bag and started to crunch on the little puffed snacks. he looked lost in thought while he ate. he didn’t touch his mead.
“are you sure you’re okay, sammy? is there anything you need to tell me?”
sam put the snack down and looked over at me.
“was that lady flirting with me?” he asked.
“i think she was. you’re a handsome lil guy. women notice that, baby.”
“oh yeah? which part made you feel funny?”
“her laughing at me for being a baby.”
“c’mere.” i said, guiding sam to lean his head on my shoulder. he obliged, wrapping his arms around my middle. i rubbed his back gently, soothingly.
“i think that lady was just trying to be nice, but you’re right, she had no right to tease you. that’s mommy’s job, right?”
sam giggled softly. “right.”
“eat your snack, lil guy. do you still want your drink?”
he stared at it, looking unsure.
i reached into the backpack and pulled out his insulated sippy cup with dragons on it. “what if mom poured it into this?”
sam smiled and nodded. “yes please, mommy.”
i poured his drink into the sippy cup and screwed the lid on. i watched as he happily took it and started sucking on the straw.
“after we have our snack, i think there’s a stuffed dragon over there with your name on it…”
sam’s eyes lit up again and he hugged me.
“i love you, lil knight.”
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