we take pictures of spider-man here, sir

or your boyfriend's #equalopportunity

i have certainly had the worst year of my life. but i have my job back at the bugle because the fucker who took mine got fired for well. a lady shant kiss and tell (he tried to kill jonah it was a whole thing)

Olive: Sooooo if you did not, in fact, kiss, does that mean you can tell? Because I looooove listening to people yap about things (for research purposes)

i'm gonna be honest not much to tell other than eddy tried to like throw jonah out a window. that's just the gossip around the office so take it with a grain of salt, i certainly am

i have certainly had the worst year of my life. but i have my job back at the bugle because the fucker who took mine got fired for well. a lady shant kiss and tell (he tried to kill jonah it was a whole thing)

i mean i’m in nyc so i guess maybe that. explains things? but i feel like i would have heard of another spiderman by now. especially since you? apparently have ties to oscorp which like. i’ve stolen from them wayyy too often to not have heard about a. oscorp nepo baby

what. the spider-man in nyc died like ages ago. if I'm here and you're there who is flying the plane

??? who is telling people i’m dead??? i’ve only been doing this for two years max that’d be a short ass career by comparison

who's gonna tell them because it aint me

i literally can't believe spider-man official was taken how many could there possibly be

i love when new people post shit like this brother you have no idea

heyyy so we no longer have a car, anything is appreciated