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I'm not active on tumbler but need more friends to send gifts to, only a few of my current once open theirs 🙃 I play pretty much daily but more on the casual side 🤗

#pokemon go friend code

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alkoholisminalkeet

If u think abt it, Thanoksen snap ois varmaan suomalaisille just jees ku ollaan nyt jo tosi harvaa asuttua kansaa nii aatelkaa ku puolet lähtis pois? Ah, sitä hiljaisuutta.

pipariperho

Aatelkaa miten harvassa ihmiset istuis bussissa sillon jos puolet puuttuis

siveydensipuli

Kuvittele: Istut ikkunapaikalla bussissa. Vieressä istuu tuntematon ihminen. Sun pysäkki alkaa lähestyä. Rapistelet sun laukkua ja “pakkaat” kännykän taskuun. Vilkuilet hermostuneesti vierustoveria, mutta se ei ollenkaan huomaa sun lähtösignaaleja. Alat jo panikoitua, että joudut sanomaan sille jotain, jossei se muuten tajua. Sitten juuri, kun bussi alkaa hidastaa pysähtyäkseen, sun tiellä oleva ihminen haihtuu tomuna ilmaan. Olo on #kiitollinensiunattuonnellinen

laventelikuu

@ommamamma

Mutta, entä jos bussikuskikin haihtuu ja bussi ei pysähdy? Ihmiset hädin tuskin uskaltaa sanoa kuskille jos se kääntyy väärälle reitille, niin kuka muka uskaltaisi astua kielletylle alueelle kun bussi on täynnä puolillaan muita?

ommamamma

Ainakaa ei tartte murehtia bussikuskin kiitämistä 👏👏

watermelonsinmyattic

Remember how jack was talking about finding a 5 leaf clover in yesterday’s video…. well I found a 6 leaf one today on my way back from class!!

@therealjacksepticeye

therealjacksepticeye

See?!? Shit’s not that rare

ommamamma

Meaning happiness isn't too hard to find 🤗

#jacksepticeye pma

As a mom I've learned an important lesson in life; always hide your own snacks all around the house so when your kids are playing in the kitchen while you cook, you can just "go and check your phone for messages" in the wardrobe

#life hack #parenting #life saver

hydro-homies

Never related more to a tweet

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catchymemes

mrshamill

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

historical-obsessions

I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!

athelind

As former Coast Guard, I approve of the thoroughness of this safety inspection.

the-gneech

have gud day

sploosh

badjokesbyjeff

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

thetenderpassion

lovelynemesis-deactivated201903

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

phoenixwolf876

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

17mul

🗣

black-hippie-moonchild

👌🏾

succubus-is-smol-deactivated201

Stay together, stay safe

eclecticstudentwriter

Perfect advice. I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

onecatshort

Reblog every time because there are new stories every time.

disneytva

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

incorrectstarcoquotes

Dear lord, this is so fucking cute. How dare you!

7-a-m

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just-shower-thoughts

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever slept without a blanket and woken up to find yourself covered with one.

programmerhumour

Pure savage

positive-memes

Girls can be coders too

ommamamma

A pretty face doesn't equal a stupid girl

En tiiä mitä meiän 3v. teki tälle magikarp-paralle, mut se näyttää järkyttyneen pahemman kerran

#huomatkaa myös keittiön kaappiin lukittu hirviö #suomitumblr #suomipaskaa #magikarp #pokémon

justejauraisaimeetreprevenue

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes - terre des femmes

ocheano

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ” respect girls

brunhiddensmusings

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

just-shower-thoughts

Vampires couldn’t be seen in mirrors because mirrors uses to be only made out of silver. Many modern mirrors are made out of aluminum. Vampires can be seen in modern mirrors.

ommamamma

Time to panic guys

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Sooooo I had pretty good weekend

#pokemon go #pokémon go #didn't even leave my home at once

neitisuomuinen

Sitä muuttuu heti viisivuotiaaksi kun saa taikinakulhon missä on suklaataikinan rippeet eteensä.

Hetken tosissani mietin notta mahtuuko koko kuuppa kulhon sisään että voisi nuolla viimeisetkin.

ommamamma

Sähisin kolme v. pojalleni kun se halus nuolla nuolijasta kakkutaikinat.. sai kyllä nuolijansa heti kun äippä oli kaapinut lusikalla suurimman osan itselleen 👏

#suomitumblr #huono äiti #vanhemmuus #mut siis raaka taikinahan ei ole terveellistä

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