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My latest @newyorker piece highlights the canât-miss, HOTTEST destination of the year!
This place has everything: your neighbor Donna, 2016 flashbacks, Instagram opportunities, trendy nightclub lines, the fate of our country, PARTIES! đșđž
Your Local Polling Place has everythingâimpartial officials, the entire fate of our country, maybe some sexual tension with your neighbor An
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How I Did More Writing in 2019 Than Ever Before
Whatâs your favorite food . . . to store in your doomsday bunker?
You can take the girl out of New York, but you canât take her out of The New Yorker!!!
My latest @newyorker piece was thoroughly researched simply by...going on hundreds of first dates as the end of the world looms & the earth slowly ghosts us!!!
If you love/read/share it, youâre totally invited back to my doomsday bunker. ;)
This Shark is ready to settleâââI mean, invest!
I entered a humor writing contest last month (in between all the other writing I somehow did), and placed in the top 15 (#12) of ~400 entries. đ HONORED to walk away a winner! Unlike all these men who entered my Shark Tank.
Our connection thrived over text, but 48 hours in person was a different story
I wrote a cathartic and uncharacteristically vulnerable piece about taking big risks in the name of love or something like it. â€ïž
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Home Depot, Nike, Dove, and more companies present their twisted and spiked versions of the official drink of summer, 2019.
Definitely getting lit on some Home Depot âTough as Nailsâ Literally Spiked Seltzers tonight to celebrate my second New Yorker piece!!đž
âA ship in the harbor is safe, but your ship is the reason I slid into your DMs.â
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My move to Seattle has been very inspiring. đ
Eeling is when you feel an immediate spark, but itâs not mutual. Tilapia-ing is when a date is mild, white, and forgettable.
REELING with excitement about my very first humor piece in The New Yorker.Â
THE MOTHERFUCKING NEW YORKER!!!
While Victoriaâs Secret applies a rigorous standard to their sparkly, bare-stomached Angels, they canât hold a discounted scented candle to T.J. Maxx Cherubs.
My piece on the privilege of wearing the dazzling, discounted, heavily manhandled wings of the iconic T.J. Maxx Cherub is featured on @Medium this week!Â
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An Absolutely Necessary Didion-Inspired Goodbye to New York City
I forgot to tell this 11-year-old blog (!!) that I moved to Seattle a month ago, so!Â
My latest!
Available in six shades of white, now you can bring this iconic figure from our nationâs past and present into your home or garbage can!Â
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The Clap-back Cactus đ doesnât đ need đ sunlight đ because đ it đ prefers đshade.
Learn how to care for your Woke Lily, Basic Fern, Lit Orchid, Thirsty Palm and more here!Â
"When spring cameâeven the false springâthere were no problems except where to be happiest.â
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Italy is Actual Heaven
My best iPhone pics from a week-long Italian vacation...Â
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