Let your head fall back and laugh

I’m sorry but the things Michael Sheen does with his eyes are utterly obscene. Giving Crowley the Gay Once Over? The way he oh-so-slightly turns his body towards him and then turns away? He’s looking at him like a Victorian lady who has just found a handsome and rakish highwayman crawling through her window and she’s nominally protesting just to protect her honour. Aziraphale you fucking tease. I know I’ve said this before but he’s literally eyeing him up like a fucking crepe. This is peak NSFW. I should not be seeing this before the watershed.

The way he says “Oh, good Lord,” as if it’s Crowley who’s done something obscene (which, yes, he is sprawled out in black and scarlet like a late 18th century pinup) but it’s 1000% Aziraphale’s thirsty brain that sees his demon and immediately goes to carnal thoughts. If he was pure of mind he would’ve just been like, ah yes, there he is, but instead he’s flustered and blushing and chiding Crowley in an “oh behave!” sort of way, when really it’s him who needs to get ahold of himself. Crowley’s literally just said how awful humans are and all Aziraphale can think is “oh fuck he looks so hot, I was not prepared, I need a moment but also let me scope that out one more time” 👀

@stardust1374 😍 GOOD LORD

it is so fucking funny to me that, like, crowley canonically “hung around the wrong people” and “asked questions” and promptly fell, whereas aziraphale completely forsook his holy duty to give away a flaming sword and blatantly LIED TO GOD about it, but he got to stay an angel

that is the only good addition thank you

cant get over how the literal canon is that aziraphale and crowley broke up and so to cope crowley just SLEPT for a fucking century while aziraphale put on his sluttiest boots, joined a discreet gentlemans club, and learned a dance that requires you to kiss everyone in the room like the absolute ho antics is too much!!

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THE LAST ONE

All 5′ 0″ of me is feeling #blessed

@omgdevin

This portrait of me is STUNNING

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon.  let’s try this again, shall we?

PRO CHOICE IS PRO WOMEN

I love every thing about this.

This seems like a clear and unambiguous first amendment case. I’m sure nothing will matter, and the oppressive and unconstitutional bullying by the right wing police dickhead will stand, unchallenged, because I guess that’s the country we live in, now.

Honestly though, this is very similar to my mom’s experience. She’s always been super bright, but has realized as she’s gotten older that intellectual pursuits just aren’t her jam. She dropped out of her PhD program to have kids, and although she has her master’s and was a pretty good school psychologist, she hated having to make huge decisions. She’s a church secretary now and loves it, and she’s GOOD at it; she’s letting her school psych certification permanently expire this year with zero regrets. If you can be anything you want, that includes the things we don’t tend to value as highly as a society. Not everybody is built for or wants the “respectable” careers.

My grandma did this to me, saying that i didn’t want to get stuck on the outside, making coffee and filing papers. The thing is, that’s exactly what I’ve always enjoyed the most, making and organizing things. That would be enough for me.

Nobody seems to realize that if you tell people they can be anything they want to be they will. And not everyone WANTS to be doctors or lawyers or CEOs or scientists. Sometimes, they just want to be a secretary.