Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because letās be honest thatās just what the USA is
The rest of the world: So⦠youāre a big country?
The states, standing on each otherās shoulders: Y- yes,,,
I love how everyone whoās reblogged this hasnāt added anything on or tagged anything on it. Theyāre all just likeĀ āYeah. Thatās it. Thatās the entire United States summed up in one post-ā
#oh my god is THAT why you guys are so weird
Yeah 100%
10/10 can confirm
absolutely bonkers that my own tags have crossed my dash like this more than fifteen reblogs after i wrote them
I moved to another state. 30 minutes away. My family acts like I betrayed them and canāt understand my life choices. Itās completely different way of life, especially during covid. Completely different country.
every single fucking time one of those articles of āthings europeans find weird about americaā complains that sales tax isnāt included
states set the sales tax!!! itās literally different across state lines!!! american retailers canāt add it bc theyād have to account for 50 different prices!!!!!!!
It gets even more insane! Californiaās clean air standards for cars and other such things are so much higher than everyone elseās! So if a car manufacturer in Detroit wants to sell their damn cars in California, they need to build their cars to California clean air standards. But retooling an assembly line and car design to have some cars meet California clean air standards, while building others to other clean air standards is a lot of work, so car manufacturers all over the country have to build all their cars to California clean air standards.
Which is why California went into an uproar earlier this year when the Federal Government tried to argue that states canāt set their own environmental guidelines!Ā āFuck you!ā says California,Ā āwe remember Los Angeles in the 80s, how bad the smog gets, go pollute your own damn air over in your own damn state where there isnāt a thermal inversion layer to trap all the smog down near ground level!ā
āBut youāre making it soooo haaaaaard to sell our cars everywhere else!ā they whine.
āFuck you!ā California shouts.Ā āAnd while weāre at it, we donāt give a shit what you say, Mister President, weāre gonna open our damn states when weāre good and ready, and our friends Nevada, Oregon, Colorado, and Washington State agree! Also, weāve decided to legalize weed!ā
āBut the Federal Government says itās illegal!ā shouts the other states.
āFuck you, we make the drug laws in our state, and we say toke up!ā
āNow, hang on!ā shouts the Federal government.Ā āYou can legalize weed in your state, but all banks are federal agencies, so if your weed dispensaries set up bank accounts, those accounts have money from illegal practices in it and are subject to seizure by the federal government!ā
āFINE!ā shouts California.Ā āHey, weed guys, you can keep selling weed, but you can only deal in cash!ā
āHow the fuck is that supposed to work!?ā
āI DONāT FUCKING KNOW, TAKE IT UP WITH DC!ā
āBy the way, if youāre gay married elsewhere, we wonāt recognize it,ā mutters Texas.
āOH FUCK YOUUUUUUU!āĀ
And so it goes and so it goesā¦
āWhatās sales tax?ā says Montana.Ā āWhatās road maintainence?āĀ āalso whatās a speed limit?ā
*gestures at Florida* Oh also, the reason Florida is āso weirdā is only PARTIALLY because people who live here are bonkers ā itās also because Florida state laws around privacy do not include the details of arrests! So in other states, when youāre arrested, it can just show up in the registrar like ā25 yo man arrested 04/30/20ā but in Florida they can (and do) print the details of why they were arrested: ā25 yo man arrested 4/30/20 for riding an alligator through town while naked and smoking weed.ā I promises you the other states have PLENTY of weirdos, they just donāt get their dirty laundry gleefully aired in the local news.
No, definitely not :D














