Hiime hime !!

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

This is so pure

I’m screeching

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this. In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word.  And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

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@literallysonotokay is this legit

@velocirapity2 yes

FOR @danestnotonfire

is this legit tho wtF the bus stop picture iM CRYIN england is so different whenever i get on the bus i get the 80+ y/o village squad of old ladies sitting next 2 me talking about what they’re knitting atm i feel sorry for u tbh

@rarepepeirwin Is this the truth????

@kxnken Nora this can’t be real

@leftsharksuit

Dark McDonalds, show me the Unhappy Meal