~Daydreamer~

The body swap episode

The episode that’s just Claire and Jack effectively stuck in a teen horror movie trying to solve a case while the adults in their lives are on other projects or need rescuing

The case episode where the three of them each want to keep the other two safe so they each go in to the same case alone in separate ways. It’s a cross between old school comedy of errors as they accidentally and on purpose avoid each other, and just plain craziness as you get most of the ep through an outsider’s eyes accidentally. Absolutely no FBI-badge was attempted

The Crowley-heavy episode based, however loosely, on the Summoner’s Tale, just because the title and the demon go hand-in-hand

Having Alt!Michael played by Matt Cohen. The horror in Mary’s experience of having her love, who in that universe was killed before he could father children, resurrected for such an awful purpose... it would have been poetic and god-awful at once.

The episode where they need to clear a location or stop a plane taking off, or create a distraction and they just call up Victor Hendrickson or his successor, tell the guy who they are, where they aren’t, and exactly what they need the FBI to do for them without knowing they’re being helpful

The episode where Dean and Sam get summoned to a distant future, maybe to stop Rowena, since legend has it only Sam can kill her, and they don’t know he already has. This would also make an acceptable retcon for 15x20.

Jack deciding that he should get to grow up and therefore becoming an infant with the last of his power before he loses it, instead of becoming God (or being taken over by God, who knows...)

Castiel and/or Sam as Death

An explanation of why OG!Death killed himself (you give that scythe to Dean Winchester and tell him to use it on his brother, dying should be completely obvious, even if you don’t know him as well as OG!Death seems to have done)

Making Chuck’s ending include everyone lending themselves to it, instead of Jack serving as a hungry hungry hippo of divinity

Episode with a grown Ben or some other early season kid who is now a hunter for no obvious reason

1. Enter A State into Zillow’s Search Bar 2. Select for “Single Family Homes” 3. Price: High to Low 4. Pick the one with the most Promising Exterior Working West to East, I’m starting in Alaska with “0 Undisclosed Address, Homer, Alaska”, which at a cool $9,000,000 USD boasts 8 Bedrooms with a total of sleeping spaces for 30 people, 12 bathrooms, and-

…Instantaneous Tsunami Wipeout Potential.

Ok, Ok we’re here for a psychological murder mystery, not a Easily-Preventable-Disaster Movie, let’s check out the interior!  

This house is actually pretty decently laid out, with a good use of natural light and sensible features which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for most of these places. For a place that’s more or less intended to be used to rented out for weddings and suchlike, it actually serves it’s purpose well.  As for the more Murderific Locations in the house we have:

Firstly, we have this interior pool in someone to be found floating in under peculiar circumstances), with nautically themed changing closests in which someone might hide a body to tumble dramatically out of when the Detective opens the door, and large windows through which someone might be lured out onto the Tsunami-Lawn in the middle of a thunderstorm to be garroted.

Next we have this…  Interior miniature town? Im not sure what it is but I’m going to be chased though it by evil ghost children with knives and rabies in my nightmares.

This house is full of seculded alcoves and superfulous architectural features but Definitely the most Murderacious Place in this house is this Home Theater where the Best Man definitely gets strangled by the Mother of the Bride for his attempts to extort her daughter that leads to more and more muders as people attempt to obfuscate the investigation and cover for each other, until the body count is in the teens and the detective gathers everyone in the theater to recount the indicents that led up to this bloodbath and everyone who survives goes to prison over unrelated crimes except for the now very-unhappy couple:

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

By starving her. She insisted that her baby was ‘too fat’ and had an aim to remove any and all ‘chubbyness’ so her baby would be thin. She’d already been warned by her doctor about the baby not getting enough food, but insisted she knew best.

After several months of this her baby passed out cold one day and was rushed into hospital where the doctors found her to have severe malnutrition, a low body temperature and low pulse rate. They asked my cousin what she’d been feeding her daughter and she said “one bottle of skimmed milk a day. I don’t want her growing up fat.”

Even after nearly killing her daughter my cousin maintained her view that fat = bad and ended up with all her kids taken from her because she was starving them and neglecting them.

When your fatphobia leads you to starving your own children then you’ve got serious problems.

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She backed off saying, ‘Well he looks fine!” – proving once again that weight bias is not truly about health – But I know many other parents who are not as informed as I am about weight science and size diversity would react to this interaction by policing their child’s food intake, if not as an infant, then when he was an older child. This is exactly the type of seemingly-inconsequential interaction that starts the ball rolling on a lifetime of dieting, disordered eating, negative body image, and weight-based abuse for too many fat people.

Years later when he was five, another doctor measured his weight and height and commented that he is off the charts on both, but “at least he is in proportion.” And if he was not “in proportion,” I am sure I would have been advised once again to “watch his weight.” 

I no longer allow healthcare providers to weight my children unless it is absolutely medically necessary. They are unable to control their weight talk, which is a known harm for children.

1. The 4 years old daughter of a friend of mine came to our house to spend the weekend. She gave me a letter from her mom that said that the child was in a glutenfree diet because she was getting ‘awfully fat’ when eating cookies or bread (my celiac ass; who gets dhiarrea and loses a scary amount of weight whenever I eat something with gluten was like ’???’).

You can bet that I went to the supermarket with the kid and told her ‘go & take whatever you feel like eating’ and the poor child came back smiling with her arms full of biscuits and cupcakes.

She didn’t got sick (as a celiac would get) and told me later that she hated the diet her mother made her follow; because her cousins didn’t had to pass through that.

And what’s the scariest thing about this story? Her mother was a NURSE. A fucking nurse who didn’t have a clue of the harm that she was doing to her daughter’s body!

2. My little sister started to feel fatigued and dizzy at 9 years old. She felt nauseated at the sight of food and had abdominal pain that increased with physical activity.

Mom got her to the ER and the doctor dismissed it saying: ‘she’s fat and probably is feeling ill after eating too much burgers, get her to make some exercise and she will be better in no time’.My mom didn’t felt ok with the diagnosis and took my sister with a second doctor who also told her that ‘the child was just fat’.

My sister’s skin was starting to get yellow as the days passed and the abdominal pain was getting awful so my mom (heaven bless her!) got her to the ER for the third time:

SHE HAD STAGE 4 HEPATITIS AND WAS ABOUT TO DIE.

She survived after a long and painful recovery who involved being in bed for a whole year (remember that we’re speaking of a 9 years old child). Luckily they saved her liver and she didn’t went through a transplant… but let this sink:

If it weren’t for my mother, fatphobia would have killed her. Fatphobia kills kids and teenagers, fatphobia kills inocent people everyday. It treats human beings as lesser than others and hurts them in their most vulnerable times.

FUCKING TAKE NOTE OF THIS!