I got demons. Who doesn’t. Ghosts, frattering about.

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

What Area Code Are You In

You There? Actually You Know What Nevermind ✌ I Got More Important Stuff To Take Care Of Anyway Maybe We Both Do But The Fact Of The Matter Is I Am Starting To Feel Ambient Electricity In My Fingertips After Reading Texts And Engaging With Other Peoples Minds Which Is Good For You Know What But Also Proof That It Is Literally Mind Over Matter ✌ I Follow Back

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it