Hall of Shame

am soooo sorry this is late but i was tHINKING! okay here are some concubines teehee

queen teora hightower aka the peahen: teora is naerys' stepmother who she HATES. they both hate each other. evil stepmother vibes. arranges for naerys to marry cousin tristan, the sword of the morning, which leads to

ser tristan dayne the sword of the morning: regular entitled psycho knight. accomplished knight, whet his sword in the disputed lands and the stepstones and fighting ironborn who were trying to attack dorne. bit of a misogynist. gets omegafied and births two children, aerea and aegon, and then disappears presumed dead after naerys' coronation. he's not really a concubine but he sort of counts

lady aelinor hightower the pearl of oldtown: teora's cousin and daughter of lord hightower by his second wife the widowed queen baela velaryon. same age as naerys, they grew up together. naerys' biggest fan.

princess laena targaryen: aelinor's half sister, daughter of queen baela and her first husband baelor. naerys' half-aunt, but theyre close in age, laena's a little older. dragonrider. called the pink pearl for her pink dragon :)

alicent peake: alicent is the daughter of lord peake naerys arranges for her to wed one of her half-brothers by teora, maegon. alicent isnt TECHNICALLY in the harem but she's def treated like it lol

aregelle bolton: aregelle is the daughter of lord bolton and princess stark (there was a secession) and like alicent was arranged by naerys to marry one of naerys' brothers, this time its aerion. alicent and aregelle are purely so naerys can shore up alliances but she likes putting them in the torture labyrinth nonetheless

ladies rhaena and saera velaryon: sisters. daughters of lord velaryon (baela's nephew). rhaena is the elder and the one who is originally naerys' gf but then she ages and saera turns 16 and naerys trades rhaena in for the younger model.

lady lyra tyrell: daughter of lord tyrell, presented at court at a maiden's day ball and caught naerys' eye. naerys invited her to the harem but lyra freaked out and naerys maybe locked her in her room a little bit. lyra escaped the red keep and ran home to highgarden, which naerys then besieges for three years.

asherah of asshai: insane overpowered oc i made up. she's born with the name shaera and is the bastard daughter of lord aenar tagaryen (yah the guy from the doom.). daughter of one of his slaves. he dropped them off at volantis and then never saw them again. shaera and her mother were sold to the red temple. asherah is this character who is very melisandre and shows up in omaegorverse to turn women crazy. thinks she's found azor ahai (this is like the fourth time). naerys likes her becauase she likes fire and also likes being told she's a god.

YES so im assuming this is daeron ii okay so daeron gets sent off to a septry in the stormlands after failing to rescue his sister from his evil father's maidenvault, and then gets switcheroo'd and sent to live with his martell cousins. he is affianced to his cousin nymella martell but she's lesbo and doesnt wanna marry and daeron falls in love with tyshara dayne, who is nymella's niece but like the ages are fine dw.

he marries tyshara and they are monogamous :) he forgoes the wife in the faith/wife in the blood dichotomy. sees it as weird and something his father did that he doesn't want to do

tyshara dies in a jan 6th evangelical coup and daeron is left widowed :( he wishes to remain unmarried but his small council want him to have a queen and he is finally convinced when they tell him his kids need a mother, so he remarries to ysabel dondarrion, origingally ysabel penrose. ysabel is a widow and step-mother to daeron's hand, quentyn dondarrion. ysabel has three children of her own.

ysabel is a good queen but not a great mother, despite the fact daeron married her so his children would have a mother. she rules her children like they are unruly vassals, not in a narcissistic way its just how she is. her mother was a bastard dornishwoman so she's very severe about appearances.

YES okay so full transparency aerys ii is turborhaenyra unrepentant this is me making rhaenyra but worse. so much yapping below i sweat i answer your question at some point 😭