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@heartsbreaking (calypso) asked: ❝i need, like, seven hands, but yours will do. ❞

Brow arches as he scans the area then the goddess before him. Hand raised from the hilt of sword to grasp prickly chin and rub in thought as he studied her, brow remaining high. "You must have me confused with someone who cares or would want to help," he murmured with a huff of breath and shake of his head. "Which is very hard to do considering I didn't offer to help you. With anything."

The downfall to battle was the need for weapons. They never truly did last long unless he had already arranged something with Hephaestus to place an enchantment on the arsenal. Most times the god of war forgot to do so as he was usually caught up in the blood shed and chaos so easily. He was a simple being after all. So that brought him here, to Calypso who might as well have been asking him to balance the mortal's world atop his shoulders in that moment.

❝  i’m hoping this is food and not human body parts,  but who knows? ❞

❝  you’d have to be a fucking idiot to come here.  luckily,  that’s my speciality.  ❞

❝  kids - we just hit the fucking jackpot.  ❞

❝  should i be freaking out right now?  ❞

❝  no offense,  but you’re kind’ve scary looking.  ❞

❝  where am i supposed to pee?  in the woods?  fuck that.  ❞

❝  [name],  you absolute bastard.  ❞

❝  if you’re here to kick my ass,  you’re going to have to get in line.  ❞

❝  you almost hurt my feelings,  but you could never be so lucky. ❞

❝  fine,  i’ll do it. but I’m gonna be an ass about it.  ❞

❝  not going to lie,  i’m getting the heebie jeebies. ❞

❝  we all got something to hide.  it’s just easier that way.  but it’s totally cool when someone shows you what’s underneath.  that’s my favorite part.  ❞

❝  a smart trespasser wouldn’t go towards the sound of another person,  ‘lest they get caught.  ❞

❝  i’m stupid, so I do it all the time.  ❞

❝  i feel like this could’ve been done without the manhandling.  ❞

❝  is that what you were going to say,  or did i make this entire thing awkward?  ❞

❝  oh god,  now i’m going to get sued by the ghostbusters.  ❞

❝  don’t do that,  i’ll get demonetized.  ❞

❝  you’re even beautifuler at two in the morning.  sorry,  i had to speak my mind.  ❞

❝  great,  add it to your porn collection.   ❞

❝  i’m never going to trust you again.  ❞

❝  everyone’s flawed.  at least you know it and aren’t super weird or righteous about it.  ❞

❝  i think you know more than i think you know.  ❞

❝  the devil isn’t in the details.  the devil’s everywhere.  you know what is in the details?  words i can’t pronounce.  ❞

❝  think happy thoughts,  and all that shit,  right?  ❞

❝  i need,  like,  seven hands,  but yours will do.  ❞

❝  you can literally do so many things with a machete.  ❞

❝  you’re literally blowing my mind right now.  ❞

❝  you would’ve done the same thing for me if you were five feet taller,  right?  ❞

❝  am i a dumb-smart person,  or a smart-dumb person?  ❞

❝  that was a level of aggression i didn’t expect,  but i can dig it.  ❞

❝  sorry,  i thought i saw you doing something suspicious.  ❞

❝  i still get tingles.  like i know you’re going to punch me,  but i’m excited about it.  ❞

❝  you mean you weren’t dropped on your head as a kid?  i thought that was a normal part of puberty. ❞

❝  you’re not darkness.  you’re light.  ❞

❝  we’re the best team around.  like shrek and donkey,  or… two of the five spice girls.  ❞

❝  none of my ideas are good ideas.  keep up!  ❞

❝  oh no,  no.  my kinks include hand holding,  and spotting ghosts in the window of a four story building.  ❞

❝  everyone else blames everything on god.  i might as well,  too.  ❞

❝  could you imagine how cold and clammy a ghost kiss would be?  ❞

❝  my life isn’t fun.  it never has been.  i never claimed to have a sparkling lifestyle.  ❞

❝  sorry not sorry,  as the kids say.  ❞

❝  i appreciate the determination to prove me wrong.  really. ❞

❝  do you want the truth,  or should i keep lying?  ❞

❝  you’re not just fucked up.  you’re fucked up and still going.  that’s more than some people can say. ❞

❝  now i’m getting creepy,  danger vibes.  ❞

❝  the intimidating man stare does nothing for me,  pal.  ❞

❝  i really want to ask what’s going on in your head right now,  but I’m afraid i won’t like the answer. ❞

❝  the plan is don’t die.  think you can manage that?  ❞

❝  it’s pretty straight forward,  you can either keep a secret,  or you can’t.  ❞

❝  why was i breaking and entering,  or why was i caught? ❞

❝  i can neither confirm nor deny whether i may or may not know something of importance to this situation. ❞

i don't need your help.

i can handle myself.

everyone leaves.

you can't do this alone.

whatever they did to you back then... i'm sorry. but i'm not like that, and i won't abandon you like they did.

you've got bigger things to deal with.

i've been alone all my life. it's nothing new.

don't come over. i can handle it.

please let me care about you.

would you just stop?

i'm used to this.

i tried to help you.

whatever they said about you, they were wrong.

i'm not worth dying for.

suit yourself. you'll regret it tomorrow.

i'm not putting anyone else's life in harm's way.

people care about you. people want to keep you safe.

i don't want you to get hurt over me.

if you die, it'll be my fault.

i love you. you're worth fighting for.

i'm not gonna just sit here and let you do this by yourself.

i'm not worth it, okay?

i don't want you to die.

leave me alone.

this is nothing new.

thanks but no thanks. i don't need your help.

i can't lose you again!

don't make yourself an island.

don't you understand? i can't lose you!

you're not patching this up alone. let me help.

i'm not used to this. being cared about.

you'll just suffer because of me.

i'm not like the rest. i won't leave you.

everyone leaves. maybe it's better that way.

i can handle it just fine, thanks.

i don't need your advice.

stop pushing me away. it won't work.

this is all i've got left.

i'll get over it!

it's better if i just go alone.

let me protect you.

i'll just keep coming back, you know.

it's easier to make people hate me.

if something happens to you, i'll never forgive myself.

i've already lost so many people.

i can patch this up myself.

you've obviously got more important things to deal with.

everyone i love ends up leaving me one way or another.

what if something happens?

this wasn't supposed to go this way.

stop risking your life for me.

i work better alone.

it's safer to just stay away from me.

eventually you'll see i'm not worth it.

every single time i let someone in, they end up disappointing me.

trust me. i know this for a fact.

just leave me be. i'll figure this out myself.

you should go.

you're all i have left.

people around me are always getting hurt.

it's better if you just leave me here.

i can't trust anyone. not anymore.

why do you keep fighting for me?

you have no idea what this is like.

i know you think i'll leave, but i won't. not now. not ever.

you matter to me. i'll say it a thousand times until you understand.

please just let me take care of you.

i work alone.

that won't work on me.

no one's ever really loved me before.

you need help.

so that's it? you're just gonna push me away again?

what's it gonna take for you to realize i want to be here for you?

i don't want to see you hurt.

you can't just push away everyone who loves you.

you'll never be able to beat this alone.

you expect me to just sit here?

i love you, goddamn it!

you want to be alone? fine. be alone.

i'm not strong enough.

i really thought i could help you. turns out i was wrong.

i wish you would listen to me.

i came all this way to help you, and this is the thanks i get?

you are worthy of love, you know.

how many times do i have to tell you? i'm fine!

stop pushing people away.

it's easier to just make you hate me.

❛  i know how hard this is for you, but i'm here if you need anything.  ❜ ❛  you did everything you could.  ❜ ❛  honestly, it's impressive that you're still standing after everything that has happened.  ❜ ❛  you're allowed to feel sad about this.  ❜ ❛  i wish you'd told me sooner. you need me and i ... i'm so sorry.  ❜ ❛  i know you feel like giving up right now, but it's not gonna solve any of your problems.   ❜ ❛  i don't know how you do it. if it were me, i don't think i'd have been able to get out of bed today.  ❜ ❛  i would like to know what i can do to help.  ❜ ❛  it's totally natural you feel this way.  ❜ ❛  i feel for you. this sounds like an impossible situation.  ❜ ❛  i know it feels like no one understands, but i'm listening now.  ❜ ❛  is there anything you need? anything i can do for you?  ❜ ❛  if it were me, i'd be upset too.  ❜ ❛  come on, talk to me, please. i can hear it in your voice that something is wrong.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry you are going through this. no one should ever have to go through something like that.  ❜ ❛  i can't even imagine the pain you must be in right now.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could make it better.  ❜ ❛  if you need someone to talk to, i'll listen.  ❜ ❛  thank you for trusting me with this. it really means a lot to me.  ❜ ❛  i understand how hard it is to talk about, but i promise you'll feel better after you've opened up to someone.  ❜ ❛  how are you feeling? do you need any help?  ❜ ❛  you are so brave, and i'm incredibly proud of you.  ❜ ❛  what do you need?  ❜ ❛  i'm here for you. no matter where or when i'll always be here for you.  ❜ ❛  i can't believe how strong you are, this must be taking everything out of you.  ❜ ❛  i don't know how you do it. how are you able to stay so strong when everything around you is falling apart?  ❜ ❛  this must be so confusing and frustrating for you, and i wish i could do more to help.  ❜ ❛  you're managing this so much better than i ever could.  ❜ ❛  i can't even begin to imagine how you must be feeling, this is just awful.  ❜ ❛  you have no idea just how many people are rooting for you.  ❜ ❛  you're so strong for everything you've been through.  ❜ ❛  i care about you, and i want to help you ... if you let me.  ❜ ❛  i'll make sure you'll never have to go through anything like this again.  ❜ ❛  i don't know how you feel, but i want you to know that i care about you and am here for you.  ❜ ❛  it's okay if you don't want to talk about it. maybe we can just sit here for a while instead.  ❜ ❛  you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. but i'm here for you when you decide you do.  ❜ ❛  whatever you need, i'm just one phone call away.  ❜ ❛  how are you holding up?  ❜ ❛  you're gonna get through this. i believe in you.  ❜ ❛  i promise you, it will get better after time.  ❜

dialogue prompts from we all want impossible things: a novel by catherine newman.

you're so gorgeous, i could bite your face.

i have been madly in love with you for __ years.

i'm not ready for this, whatever this is.

you've done 'in sickness and in health' magnificently.

it's kind of my dream, getting you all to myself.

you have a voice like an angel.

don't slut shame me.

this was my home for so long.

turn off hgtv and go back to school.

i feel like i have no memory of you knocking, but here you are.

what does 'hanging out' mean, exactly?

do you have any actual human feelings?

texting one of your boyfriends?

how's your falling in love disorder going?

i can't believe i prayed for this.

i know teenagers are not always what they seem.

i have to express my love or i'll die.

if there's anything more depressing than a sun-dried nectarine, i couldn't tell you what it is.

i just craved the desire. the before part.

i want you to be crazy about me.

have some lox. it's the jewish superfood.

can you please not have an actual heart attack?

do you think when cats hear an owl, they think of themselves as predators or prey?

i can still feel all that rage sloshing around inside me.

did the word 'boo-boo' come from bubo? like, during the plague?

i can't figure out if i should be worried about you.

i feel like i've been poisoned by a fairy tale witch.

you're a sight for sore eyes.

i feel like you should either die and feel good, or feel shitty and be getting better. it's not fair to feel shitty and die.

are you going to end up writing about this?

i would give anything to keep you.

i have ever mixtape you ever made me.

i just want to say yes to everything.

okay, professor mcsmarty-pants.

it's a memoir called 'lies i can't quite remember'.

am i thinking of anne rice or ayn rand?

how in god's name could ernie and bert afford a brownstone in park slope?

diagnose me.

you're the nicest smoking-hot person i've ever met.

yes, i am judging you.

that's all i want. just to love and be loved.

i thought they had a butch doll, but i think it's just a boring actual boy.

where are you seeing so many dicks?

do you maybe want to watch less straight porn?

you probably make your own kombucha.

i think you're going to have to get over yourself a little bit.

you can just go ahead and feel all your feelings.

i think i'm fine. i'm at least mostly fine.

you are secretly a dick, and i'm the only person in the world who knows it.

do you want to come inside and make out with me?

i just want to camp out with you downstairs.

you'll go when you need to go.

try to be forgiving of yourself.

stay gold, ponyboy.

you're not as mysterious as you might imagine.

be with me. please.

because i'm in love with you.