Out of sheer boredom and temporary loss of impulse control, Sally Jackson lists the God of the Underworld, Hades, as her daughterâs godfather. She fully expected nothing to come of it. Then, a package arrived at her door.
Based off of the prompt: Your parents listed Hades as your godfather as a joke, That would not be an issue if it were not for the 3-headed puppy delivered to your doorstep by Persephone and Hades themselves, planning to protect you from the Olympian's shenanigans due to Zeus' bulldickery
Chapter Twelve
âWe can fight!â Adrestia protested, offended.Â
âYes, like children, I know,â Hades drawled, sounding bored as he rolled his eyes.Â
Itâd been an hour since the siblings had accepted the idea that the godfather/father theyâd come to love was the Greek Lord of the Dead. Now, he was informing them theyâd be training soon after breakfast the next day.Â
The siblings werenât strangers to fighting. Bianca experienced it less than Adrestia and Nico, but that was only because she had a much stronger hold on her impulses than they did. Adrestiaâs sort of fighting was considered dirty, but in her mind, if no rules had been set before the fight then anything is legal.Â
âThe sort of training you will receive here will not be like whatever you got up above,â Hades continued, ignoring Adrestiaâs pouting. âFor one thing, I have access to the greatest warriors the world has ever seen.â
Nico, leaning back against the wall with his arms and legs crossed, said, âSo weâll be trained by ghosts?â
âAnd skeletons. Youâll need opponents.â
âOh, a fight that lasts less than five seconds, how exciting!â Adrestiaâs face lit up with sarcastic interest. âIâm sure weâll learn a lot from that.â
Bianca spoke up. âYou said in your message that we were in danger, except you didnât specify. What exactly should we be afraid of? And donât give us that âyou donât need to knowâ bullshit â one word from me, and these two,â she gestured to her siblings, âwill tackle you just for the fun of it.â
Nico and Adrestia didnât know if they could tackle an immortal, but there was no harm in trying with one thatâd be less likely to hurt them. Hades sized them up. They had no idea if he was considering letting things come to that. Adrestia hoped luck would be on her and her brotherâs side. There were little to no stories about Hades in Greek Mythology and she didnât want to find out what he was like angry; Adrestia made a mental note not to say anything bad about Persephone.Â
Hades turned to Adrestia. âDo you remember the night you lost your pendant?â
Adrestiaâs jaw clenched. âYeah.â
âWell, on that night, Zeus â the King of the Gods â visited you, and, as you may remember, you were sleeping in your underwear. He saw, got a bit . . . excited, and tried to have his way with you.â
Adrestia stared at nothing, processing the information sheâd been given. A long silence passed. âHe what?â
âHe tried to fuck you in your sleep,â Nico bluntly provided.Â
âI know what âhave his way with youâ implied, I just donât see why a guy whoâs got no problem getting laid is going after a sixteen-year-old girl.â Something struck in Adrestiaâs brain. âWait, I was asleep. He wasnât going to fuck me, he was going to rape me,â she said, outraged. She looked like she wanted to kill someone.Â
âYes, and I believe,â Hades said, âhe tried a second time a few weeks later, but Orthrus ripped him to shreds, buried him, then peed on him.â
âAnd for that, heâs getting two new toys, an amazing dinner, and a bedtime story.â
Hades tilted his head in a nod. âIâll see it done. Anyway, on that first night, it seems your godly parent, your father, Poseidonââ
âThatâs the horse fucker, isnât it?â
Hades paused. âYes. He came and got rid of Zeus that first time, and your pendant. It seemed he realized I had given it to you, most likely assumed it was dangerous, and got rid of it.â
âAre our pendants dangerous?â Bianca asked, curious more than anything. Theyâve had the pendants for as long as they could remember, and they always had a feeling there was something off about them.Â
Hades shook his head. He took no offense to the question. âQuite the opposite. I had the pendants enchanted to keep you hidden from monsters, creatures who would kill you without hesitation.â
Adrestia, whoâd been nodding along, blurted out, âSo Poseidon wants me dead?â
âI donât think so. I think he didnât know the true purpose of the pendant and made a choice he thought to be the right one.â
Adrestiaâs eyes narrowed in thought. âWhich was the wrong one?â
Hades nodded. He led them out of the room and down a series of halls. âBack to my point. All demigods have a scent that makes them easily trackable by monsters. You three of you are children of the Big Three â who are me, Poseidon, and Zeus â and as our children tend to be more powerful, that meansââ
âOur scent would be stronger,â Bianca cut in. âIâm guessing the enchantment on our pendants either smothered our scent or got rid of it entirely.â
They went up a spiral staircase. âSomething like that,â Hades said. âHowever, now with Adrestiaâs pendant gone and Zeus knowing you exist, I fear your lack of training is going to bite me in the ass.â
âWhy didnât you train us when we were younger?â
âSally.â Hades didnât need to elaborate. Every mother would want their children safe, and the pendants wouldâve given her a false sense of security. Made her think theyâd be an eternal protection and that thereâd be no need to tell them about their godly halves.Â
They stepped out onto the third floor and into a hall lined with doors.Â
âWait a second,â Nico said. âWhatâs the deal with Zeus knowing we exist? You make it sound like a death sentence.â
Hades explained the oath he and his brothers had taken after WW2. The prophecy detailing a child of the Big Three would either bring destruction or preservation to Olympus, and Zeusâs paranoia had led to the death of Bianca and Nicoâs mother.Â
Nico raised his hands. âWait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.â He rubbed the bridge of his nose as he said, âThis happened after World War Two, and youâre saying our mother was killed soon after that war ended, how does. . .â
âChronologically speaking, Nico,â Hades said in as nice a tone as possible, âyou and Bianca should be in your eighties. You,â he nodded to Nico, âwere actually born in 1932, and you,â he turned to Bianca, âwere born in 1930. The only reason you are still children is because I placed you in the Lotus Casino, a place where time passes slower than in the real world. Five minutes there is roughly a day outside. I had your memories wiped. Then, when I discovered Adrestiaâs existence through Sally making me her godfather, I asked her to take you in. I had you deaged so youâd be around the same age as Adrestia.â
Hades gave the siblings a long moment to process what theyâve been told, the implications.Â
Bianca and Nico had never felt older. Hearing they had their first life stolen from them felt . . . well, they didnât know what to feel. How could they miss what they canât recall? What was, if it had happened during WW2, possibly traumatizing and bleak. But those memories had their biological mother in them. Bianca and Nico loved Sally and everything she did for them, but no one should blame them for wanting to know about who they had before.Â
Nico spoke. âSo, what youâre saying is that . . . Iâm older than Adrestia.â
âThat doesnât mean anything!â she retorted.Â
âHey, donât talk to your elders that way.â
Adrestia scowled. âYouâre not my elder.â
âChronologically I am.â Nico crossed his arms with a smug smile.
âThat doesnât count!âÂ
âDoes too.â
âDoes not!â
âDoes too.â
âAlright!â Bianca yelled, getting between the two before they could tear each other apart. âChronologically or not, Iâm older than both of you and Iâm telling you two to shut the fuck up.â
Adrestia and Nico grumbled under their breaths but did as they were told. Albeit grudgingly.Â
Hades seemed almost amused by their dynamic. He led them down the hall and to their respective rooms. As soon as the siblings got inside, they realized the rooms had been customized especially for them. Each room had a large closet, an ensuite bathroom, a queen-sized bed, a desk, bedside tables, lamps, generic things youâd find in a well-furnished room.Â
Biancaâs was neat. A computer laid on the desk, and the bookshelf was stocked with books on marketing and business strategies and battle strategies. A fluffy rug in the middle of the room. Her dog, Maria, slept soundly on the bed.
Nicoâs, as to be expected, had a dark and gothic aesthetic to it. Rock band posters decorated the walls. His binder full of Mythomagic cards was on the bedside table along with a bag of figurines, and his bookshelf had books on D&D, gay romances, and horror.Â
Adrestiaâs room was drowning in blue, not that she was complaining. Her bookshelf had romantasies, comic books, graphic novels; lots of action and thrillers. Her room was more of a mess in the sense that there was too much and too little room, the kind where only she alone knew where anything was. Enough for a walkway to the bed, the bathroom, and closet.
âOh, and before I leave, your dogs are Hellhounds and immortal.â With that, Hades disappeared into the shadows. Literally.

















