imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this