haha respect lgbts or perish

only gay people can reblog this

all yall can reblog this actually

Its 4:30 in the AM and I am fucking LOSING it over this

its 4:50 in the PM and im losing it over this im shaking whens the last time ive gotten a reasonable amount of sleep

I'm just a piece of low poly fruit

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

yALL

my mouth itches when i eat apples is this normal. also pineapple burns my mouth

No and yes. Pineapple stings to a certain degree bc of the acid but the apples thing is probably an allergy to pectin.

oh worm?? hmmhmm i should maybe check the apple thing out then

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Shout out to the people who know they aren’t a binary gender but can’t work what their gender is

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

yALL

my mouth itches when i eat apples is this normal. also pineapple burns my mouth

No and yes. Pineapple stings to a certain degree bc of the acid but the apples thing is probably an allergy to pectin.

oh worm?? hmmhmm i should maybe check the apple thing out then

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

one time in like sixth grade i was in walmart and a girl complimented my dad’s 3 sizes too big nofx shirt that i was wearing. and not to be dramatic but i almost cried bc i was a baby punk and she had bright red hair and combat boots and a vest with a ton of patches. i really wonder how she’s doing bc i think she’s the reason i’m still punk

HUH

This made me laugh so hard