BEING HUMAN US SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ You wake up from your nightmares. We don’t. ❜
❛ Do you wanna come in? I think I got a really awful bottle of wine. ❜
❛ We’ll have full moon parties. We’ll invite the neighbors over and eat them. ❜
❛ Are you trying to scare us with Bon Jovi? ❜
❛ Think of us as sort of different countries on the same continent. ❜
❛ Life is a series of choices. As it turns out, death is the same. ❜
❛ I think every home has an echo of the people who lived there before. ❜
❛ People are worried you’re dead. There’s a search. ❜
❛ What is such a secret that you can’t tell me? ❜
❛ You don’t look nearly surprised enough to see a girl you left for dead. ❜
❛ I’m not interested in making things convenient for you. ❜
❛ It is impossible to live forever perfectly. ❜
❛ No one says hi to the neighbors anymore, and you know why? ‘Cause we are the neighbors! ❜
❛ The stuff we’re seeing out there, what one truly evil son of a bitch can do to another human being…I don’t know a single decent person who could get used to that. ❜
❛ A man can wander for eternity these days before he can find a place to be himself, let go, howl at the moon. ❜
❛ Why are you dressed like a douche? ❜
❛ Just when I start to think that there’s hope, like real hope for me to be just like everybody else, I wake up and I’m in hell! ❜
❛ The last I remember, you were having the time of your life tearing through innocent people. ❜
❛ In the end, death is a journey you take alone. ❜
❛ Porn before breakfast? Really? ❜
❛ Do you think if you mention food to someone, and they say they like to eat, technically it’s a date? ❜
❛ You answer questions like an escaped convict. ❜
❛ Even a monster can be afraid of the darkness. ❜
❛ How does it feel? Maybe one tenth of how scared you made me? ❜
❛ You’re more pathetic as a ghost than you were alive. ❜
❛ I swear to God, if that’s my high-school math teacher here for an intervention, I’m gonna cut my face off. ❜
❛ Anything I don’t have to summon a warlock for? ❜
❛ If this is about us, then you keep it between us! ❜
❛ I’m trying to focus, do my job and I’m constantly distracted by you. You’re simply too attractive. It’s gonna cost someone’s life one of these days. ❜
❛ Would you guys please just leave me to mop up whatever this is in peace, please? ❜
❛ If you think I’m going into a place that scares a member of the undead, you flipped your pancake. ❜
❛ Some of the ghosts that wander those halls, I put them there. ❜
❛ Did you double-down on antiperspirant. You sweat a lot when you’re nervous. ❜
❛ It’s as though you’re an artist and awkward is your medium. ❜
❛ You will end up just like those people you saw today, searching for the pieces of a puzzle that doesn’t even exist anymore. ❜
❛ Why are you vacuuming like a crazy person? ❜
❛ I no longer compute what’s weird. ❜
❛ It doesn’t matter if you’re dead, undead or somewhere in between. Because it’s you humans that haunt us. And you won’t let us go. ❜
❛ No! You only tell me things when crap has already exploded! When it’s raining down on us! When you don’t have a choice! ❜
❛ The only time that I remember what it was like to be alive…is when I’m dying. ❜
❛ Immortality is an easy thing to take for granted. ❜
❛ To rule the world alone is worthless. ❜
❛ So you tell me, have you ever in your endless life cared enough about anything to actually take a stand? ❜
❛ Either I leave you now, or I betray you later. Tell me that you understand. ❜
❛ We built something wonderful, you and I, but I’m afraid this is where it has to end. ❜
❛ The thing is, change doesn’t care if you love it or you hate it; it’s indifferent. Intractable. And it will not be denied. ❜
❛ Why are you doing this? I left you alone! You won! ❜
❛ You don’t get to talk about me like that. You don’t get to mourn me! ❜
❛ You deserve whatever she does to you. ❜
❛ I was supposed to die. I am dead. It’s not right that I’m here. ❜
❛ So, if you loved me even for a second of this horrible ride…you would let me go. ❜
❛ If we videotape [name] right now and showed somebody, they’d be dead in 3 days ❜
❛ She looks like she’s gonna eat our entrails. ❜
❛ Let’s do an ego assessment. Maybe we’re thinking of ourselves too highly. ❜
❛ Sorry. I should have found a more politic way to say it. Dying has made me very blunt. ❜
❛ You sound like you’re interning for Hannibal Lecter. ❜
❛ No one deserves to die more than you do. And nobody deserves to kill you more than I do. But I’m not like you. ❜
❛ What I wouldn’t give for normal. I’d give my life to be normal. ❜
❛ It’s time you knew the truth, now that I have nothing left to lose. ❜
❛ Ok, if we’re gonna be friends, you need to stop thinking I’m gonna kill you. ❜
❛ This shouldn’t have worked for so many reasons. But for a little while, for this excellent moment in time, it did work, didn’t it? ❜