this is not your destruction //hiatus

i know i’m not who you expected to see this morning.

you aren’t a good person.

i loved you my whole life.

do you feel at peace?

i have absolutely no purpose at all.

look at us, back where we started.

god doesn’t love you more than anyone else.

i would go anywhere in the world with you.

it might come down to just minutes, maybe seconds.

everyone gets theirs wings clipped at some point.

i’m sorry that we never told you.

just tell me what you need.

don’t tell me what to do.

i’m sorry for what you’ve been through. i’m really, really sorry.

we don’t have to be afraid ever again.

you’re here and that is enough.

i’m not scared, not of you.

you never felt like a sin.

this isn’t the way. this is never the way.

i learned early there’s no point trying to stop you drinking.

he said to run.

it just felt too easy to leave, like i shouldn’t be able to just leave.

did it hurt you?

i never remember my dreams.

we made our choices.

i just need you to listen. can you promise me that?

everything has its season.

i’m tired of you lying to me!

our whole lives have been wasted.

it isn’t about us anymore.

that’s not how god works.

i forgive you.

forgive me.

“ You’d also break all your bones, ____. ”

“ Nothing I haven’t done before! ”

“ That’s not something to be proud of! ”

“ The theater kids are out! ”

“ I will come to your house. That is a threat. ”

“ Hey a lot of things seem wrong! ”

“ Tired brain finds entertainment in the smallest of things. ”

“ Sometimes a family is a prisoner and a bowl of unsalted soggy goldfish. ”

“ Now that’s some nice damage! ”

“ I’m going to shoot him out of the air if I see him. ”

“ You’ve heard of galaxy brain? Now get ready for negative intelligence. ”

“ Who was beaten into submission today? ”

“ Wait, this isn’t funny anymore. ”

“ Are you engaged with illicit crimes with the owner of this establishment?! ”

“ Secret languages are one of the signs of illegal activity! ”

“ Whoever told you that I sell weed is a liar. ”

“ We all know you got weed in there! ”

“ …Let’s ignore most of that damage. ”

“ Pardon my wizard swearing. ”

“ If an actual mass murderer can compete in a blood sport, an alleged bioterrorist can take a walk, damn it. ”

“ Oh shit! Same complex! ”

“ Hey I’m heading to Subway, y’all want anything? ”

“ Bread man! Bread man! ”

“ ____!! ____’s bullying me again! ”

“ The boss just gave me underwear. ”

“ Give it back. ”

“ I hereby declare this area cursed! ”

“ What’s the fine for jail breaking? ”

“ Nothing if you don’t get caught! ”

“ ____, let’s face it. You’re a fucking twink. ”

“ …What’s a twink? ”

“ One problem at a time, please. ”

“ The talking hedgehog turns into a dog but he’s seen wilder shit when he was working retail. ”

“ Retail workers are the backbone of our society. ”

“ Ahem. Hewwo? ”

“ Ladies and gentlemen we got ’em! ”

“ I am glad the stupid bear is defeated, I do not like him. ”

“ ____ has brought about my demise. ”

“ We found the braincells, everybody! ”

“ We do not need to mock ____ for being home of the sexuals, guys. ”

“ MY LEG. ”

“ This tournament really did turn into some weird ass found family, huh? ”

“ This is becoming more accurate as time goes on. ”

“ The kid has claimed another victory in his reign of terror. ”

“ She’s probably still standing. ”

“ Yeah she is! ”

“ ____, please don’t take the hammer. ”

“ FUCK YEAH I WANT THE HAMMER! ”

“ That’s what my work entails: feeding people my hair. ”

“ Jesus fucking christ take a god damn vacation I’m begging you. ”

“ I can only watch as things spiral out of control. ”

“ Lesson of the day: angst is good and never forget that. ”

“ I know you have negative braincells and I love you for it, but please work with me here. ”

“ I’m so unreasonably happy that this is a thing. ”

“ You ever just obliterate an enemy in one go? ”

“ You have been found in contempt of court. I sentence you to no face, baby. ”

“ Ah, shit monkeys. ”

… but mostly the one cat, because the others are usually well behaved. content warning for: vomiting. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ and where do you think you’re going? ❞

❝ why are you thumping down the hall? ❞

❝ you ate cardboard? ❞

❝ what did you find? a bug? ❞

❝ she’s going to walk into the wall–! ❞

❝ you smell that? ❞

❝ is it silly time? ❞

❝ hey, look at me. bababooie. ❞

❝ you’re a stinky baby. ❞

❝ did you bring me something? ❞

❝ ew, it’s covered in spit… ❞

❝ get down from there before you hurt yourself! ❞

❝ you’re such a cryptid. ❞

❝ stop yelling at me, i heard you the first time! ❞

❝ can you tell ____ to shut up? i’m trying to sleep! ❞

❝ he brought me socks… ❞

❝ when did you get so big? ❞

❝ where did your bones go? ❞

❝ you have to say goodbye. ❞

❝ look! it’s you! ❞

❝ it’s okay, i know you didn’t mean to… ❞

❝ did he just throw up? ❞

❝ you try sitting here with that SMELL. ❞

❝ great, he gets carsick. ❞

❝ hey! no claws! ❞

❝ what was that pathetic noise you just made? ❞

❝ it’s just constant elevator music going on in his head. ❞

❝ she hates that. ❞

❝ are you ready to sing your favourite song? ❞

❝ i’m sorry, _____!! i didn’t see you in the dark! ❞

❝ why did she run in the room like that? ❞

❝ HEY! NO FIGHTING! ❞

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