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The PHD student going for their doctorate in some obscure field and devouring texts while sitting comfortably in an arm chair, and becoming less and less comfortable in that armchair as they slowly, steadily spread over the armrests. Texts are not the only thing they are devouring.

The Samwell Tarlys of the world; with the heart of gold and the mind of neverending curiosity. Making connections that no one else can see across leagues and tomes and generations; while being incredibly, gorgeously fat.

The fiction lover who is so busy reading and watching and listening to everything they can get their hands on about far off adventures and fantastical places they can never know in reality; so busy memorizing the characters and places and events; so busy studying the many forms a story can take-- that they don't really notice (or care) how round they have become recently.

Some people need brain food. And some people need a lot of brain food.

THE fat professor. i’d attend conferences and need people to help me make it up the 4 stairs to the stage, out of breath before even starting my presentation. maybe i’ll need to request an accessible lab space from the university because i know, inevitably, a scooter will be the easiest way for me to get around..

everyone will know i don’t go out in the field anymore. i can’t. but a lot of research can be done from sitting in a (double wide) officechair and damn if i don’t get stuff done. the “secret” mini fridge in my office will definitely not be a secret but i’m not embarrassed about it. and if i’m covered in crumbs more often than not, it’s normal

each new paper is marked by a remarkable increase of weight—people start to wonder if it’s purposeful, and they’re partially right. the cakes, meals, and shakes my feeder prepares in celebration of the publication of each paper definitely has an impact, too. maybe, that night, as they’re inside me and i’m more full than ever before, they whisper “i’m going make you so heavy you can’t go back”

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