goblin

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

outfit idea: a tshirt that says “I CAN’T BE KILLED” across the chest paired with booty shorts that read “GOD WON’T LET ME DIE” across the ass

not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

snail as old as slime

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is