Oli

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

awfully bold to assume finishing my refs would be a free square. . .

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

This reads like a 10k post.

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

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i fear i'm not texting with enough whimsy in my life. . .

I’m gonna hold your beautiful thighs when I say this…