kinda dead™

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

The Tumblr experience is sitting down for your lunch break and posting “there’s nothing more unpleasant than wearing damp socks”, forgetting about it, and opening your activity page a week later to see that it has gone viral with hundreds of thousands of notes like “OP is a liberal snowflake who has never lost a leg to an IED in Afghanistan and it shows” and “imagine thinking that wet socks are worse than the systematic injustice of the school-to-prison pipeline”.