Oleander

Bloodied man losing a fight, voice broken with arousal: “Oh, you’re good”

He should have been having an anxiety attack behind the club

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

oh to be a sexy crime boss and feed an underling who failed me to my pet dragons in front of the hero in order to establish the fact that i’m a threat for story purposes

oh to be your pet dragons who get the occasional wriggling, tasty snack

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it



normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even