Just an old man out west

Why are werewolves so steenky

Wet Dog Smell

Frequently drunk, which doesn't promote good hygiene.

THEYRE ALCOHOLICS!?

I mean, I'd be if I was a werewolf. Unless you're already buff and into plaid you're doomed.

Plus, they're surrounded by other werewolves all the time. Who wouldn't drink?

Why are werewolves so steenky

Wet Dog Smell

Frequently drunk, which doesn't promote good hygiene.

Thinking about it.. what is peoples body count on here.......???

like murder or sex

I second that question, because the two numbers are very different.

We're supposed to be keeping count of how many we killed? Because some of those jackasses were less than memorable.

SOME VAMPIRES SUCK DICK!

Excuse you some of us suck both

Hang out with the Ventrue, you won’t find bigger.

Except then it's the dicks that suck.

She's insufferable.

Quite insufferable, unless you give her guns or minions to order about.

Too bad I already called dibs on all the good guns.

She's insufferable.

What is the point of me laying out all my mistakes if you don’t learn from them?

Presuming a Ventrue is going to do anything useful is always a mistake, best to assume that they're incapable of it, and then just occasionally you'll be pleasantly, mildly surprised.

Oh, the status quo. Are you a “no one should be in charge” or an “I want to be in charge” flavored Brujah?

I’m a “This system isn’t fucking working, let’s get rid of it and maybe get some democratic representation up in here that actually treats us like people rather than expendable pawns” flavoured Brujah.

The Camarilla Doesn’t Work.

Oh, the Camarilla works exactly the way they want it to. Keeping the poor rookies in their place and telling them scary stores about what might happen if they step out of line, while the higher ups do whatever the fuck they want without any real consequences.