How do you do, fellow kids?

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Maybe I can convince y'all to act right by framing things in terms of social engineering. People will be a whole lot more likely to do whatever shit you're trying to hector them into doing if you're not constantly being a dick the whole time. Being niceys is a powerful social engineering tool such as all of the times I have maliciously manipulated people into fulfilling my whims using an evil sociopathic manipulation technique i like to call "asking nice and then saying thanks after"

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

No offense to the horse you rode in on but fuck you.

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

Summer :(

Winter. Trade you.

No thanks. The denizens of my domain need to make the most of the season while they can. Feeding off people is far easier when they are walking around half dressed.