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thrashlifeworldwide

#hook #peter pan #robin williams

strangebiology

Are you vegan

To prevent anon hate, I think it would be a better idea if I didn’t answer this. I have almost never seen anyone get more bent out of shape on the internet than when they hear someone else’s diet. Perhaps ask something less personal, like my sexuality.

cliveasrael

@oldling this is so accurate it hurts

oldling

@cliveasrael it's that line in Psych "I WOULD RATHER DATE A VEGAN" (rather than do something particularly heinous).

But actually the sexuality thing is a highly guarded secret. Plus if I talk about it, I lose my membership card.

#silly #friends #sexuality #diet #food

preachelectric

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

Oh hai tumblr

I have some angst. So buckle your pants.

#hellotumblrmyoldfriend #hiatus #hello

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motivation-and-fitness

#words #quote #rumi #inspiration #motivation #rain

the-perfect-aesthetic

oldling

Hello Tumblr

#rose #travel #sky #night #picture #summer #transition

lelaid

Emilio Pucci F/W 2015

#shoes #fashion

sparksd2145

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

#big mouth bass #funny #alexa #the future

I just hit that weird place where I’m being really sarcastic and a little (a lot) weird on resumes.

Does it smell of desperation...or brilliance?

Time will tell.

#jobs #employment

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cacen

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications

#tumblr #humor

popokko-deactivated20210315

this is the POPPLIO OF GOOD FORTUNE reblog before November 18th and money will come ur way

rockandrollchick29

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

optimism-or-no

famine, death war, pestilence

#funny #relevant #the internet

quigonesjinn

#avengers #captain america #funny #mcu

bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

blonded004

kyliesparks27-deactivated201810

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

stevetomjohn

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

characterlimit

proletarianprincess

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

carpegin

“47 month old”

dragongirltitties

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

amari-skies-deactivated20190610

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

mudskipmcqueen

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

allmenarerapists

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

the-epitome-of-sophistication-d

This shit is hilarious

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

@kaiiwooo

kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323

I can’t

onlyblackgirl

47 month old.

bando--grand-scamyon

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names

xoverlyxclusivex

47 month old.

crimeshetyped

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

mesaymeep

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

bird-mom

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

desmondsprettyface

I need Loots and Pocket to team up and steal all these insane parents’ wallets.

somethoughtsihave

I know a Tiger and a Rain. They’re both lovely humans, and their names fit them…. But, not typical names I guess.

oldling

When my mom taught school in northern California in the early 80s, she had some seriously messed up names for kids in her classes. -Rusty Riggs -Groovy Nipples (she went by Nan, and her brother was Rusty) -Arn Flat -Tage

And many others I can't recall but will update later because I always laugh so hard at Groovy's name

#humor #funny

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wheremyscalesslither

If your attitude is ever “the vet is too expensive and I’m not taking my animal to the vet”

You need to not have pets.

oldling

This is also true for children.

#pets #psa #important

hms-surprise

Long Journey

Enkel Dika

#ship #boat #sea

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