i have loved the stars too truly.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

watching an essek early scenes compilation and losing my mind over the mighty nein going "this really powerful guy that keeps giving our wizard spells and driving us around everywhere loves ominously mentioning how we're gonna have to pay him back soon... but hes niceys so im sure it'll be fine!" and then it literally was fine. he never asked for a single favour back. he almost started to but then they caught him doing treason and made him cry so it was forgiven. its like they're on a path of the most obvious foreshadowing in the world but jester keeps painting all the cobblestones bright pink. matt fighting for his life dropping increasingly unsubtle hints that this guy is not to be trusted but then they trust him anyway and it works out in their favour like this is the only character in the whole campaign they're not immediately plotting to kill, who starts off secretly plotting to kill them, but then without even consciously trying they change his mind through the power of friendship so it turns out they were right all along. who on earth is doing it like the mighty nein

i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun

if i had a nickel for every time Bible Wichapas was playing a gay son of a mafia boss i would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. raw ass eating also gets two nickels

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]