All the Pretty Boys

221115 Wootteo’s Instagram Post

모두의꿈이되어 끝없이여행하는 우린우주비행사

Became everyone’s dreams Travelling endlessly We are Astronauts

(first ever headcanon it might suck lol)

Seokjin

the “dont know how to get home” drunk

but it’s ok cuz he’s having fun

yelling

a lot

constantly starving

“i want fried chicken”

“please can we get pizza”

“ugh if only we had food”

can’t open the front door

can barely get to the front door

Namjoon

the nearly dies drunk

falls of chairs

falls down stairs

just falls a lot

very careful about others tho

makes sure everyone is having fun

“drinks are on me!”

spills drink

overall a sweetheart

almost gets run over

“my bad man”

Yoongi

the veteran drunk

not his first rodeo

laughs at everyone

also judges everyone

“i am not dancing with yall”

*sips drink*

a lot friendlier that usual

talks more

touchier

“i guess you’re ok”

Hoseok

the extra drunk

drinks a lot

wow this boi is LOUD

yells at everyone

and everything

gets down on the dance floor

will eventually take his clothes off

hits on random people

gets in trouble

“do you wanna fight?” 

Jimin

the flirty drunk

he likes pink drinks

cuz they are pretty

just like him

his hand is always on someones thigh

fuckboi

flirts too much

“hey nice booty”

winks at poeple 

winks at the wrong people

the others have to help him not get beat up

Taehyung

the codependant drunk

incapable of being alone

follows you into the bathroom

sits on peoples laps

demands attention

kind of like a dog?

gives a lot of compliments

very nice to everyone

“yas girl that dress looks great on you!”

ends up not remembering shit

Jungkook

the all in one drunk

he has a lot of stages

his hyungs will make him drink

too much

tipsy - super fun

talks more

makes his hyungs die of laughter

drunk - aggressive

wants to fight

“u want a piece of me?”

stage 3:

tired - flirty

falls in love with a lamppost

hoseok’s bday countdown d-5  – dance leader

“He has this extraordinary leadership. When we all practice together he manages what to do with members, if there’s somebody out of place, how he gathers them up.. and I admire that, and i’m thankful for that.”   — Seokjin.

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