You Should Love Yourself

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

I AM ON A BUS AND I CLICKED ON THIS FORGETTING MY AIRPODS WERE OUT AND IT JUST BLASTED FULL "white woman spotted." OUT LOUD AND NOW THERES A WHITE WOMAN STARING AT ME HELP

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

2026 we’re getting normal about intimacy! Nah I’m just playing 😂

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

straight up ever since i was a little girl ive wanted to beat the fuck out of everyone whose wronged me