Kirjaidea: Teleportaatio on mahdollista ympäri maailman, mutta vain Ikeasta Ikeaan.

my favorite thing about the moomins is that their domestic cottagecore aesthetic is basically just a cover for the fact that they’re actually like 2 degrees of separation from going full feral at any one time and literally everyone knows it

thats just how finland is

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON

Description: A can of la croix is sitting on a desk, a cockatiel stands up from behind the can, showing its head, and say "Peekaboo!" the person holding the camera laughs and the bird hides behind the can again, then pops up and says "Peekaboo!" the person continues laughing and says "Peekaboo!" too as the bird continues ducking up and down - when the bird pops up near the end of the video it makes an ascending whistle (like a slide whistle) when rising up, then a descending whistle when it ducks down, and an ascending whistle again while the person laughs harder.

#i saw someone litter the other day and i was flabbergasted#i didn’t know people actually genuinely just. did that

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess