oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
taylor price
tannertan36
Origami Around
if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
AnasAbdin
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@okbutdogstho
When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..
When you’re a good friend and know that sometimes your friend needs their own space and alone time
If there's one thing that's gonna stop me from killing myself tonight, this is it.
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I could die right now and nothing would change. I'm finally at a point in my life where my dog would be ok without me, and she's been the only thing keeping me going
Hey tumblr. It's been a while. I have no one to talk to anymore. My best friend forcefully removed herself from my life by being a lying stealing piece of shit last September. I've been fine, but I think about her every day. She was the only person I could talk to about what was really going on. And now, I just really want to talk to her. I'm pissed off. I'm not cut out for my job. No one takes me seriously or listens to me. I'm fucking garbage at the one thing I need to be good at. I just have no one to vent to.... I've always been the listener, not the speaker. People dump their shit on me, thank me for my time, and move on. And all I need to say is that I feel like a heaping pile of trash, I want to die, and I can't stop hurting myself. But I can't. So, Tumblr, I've returned if only to say all this. I'm at the end of my rope. I need to punch a hole in a wall, but I'm not strong enough. I want to scream but my neighbors are obsessed with calling the police. I'm losing my damn mind, y'all. So. I don't know. That's all i came here to say.
you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming
This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.
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*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands
Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double
So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
Its too effin funny I can’t
bored at work so i made a compilation of my fave vines
The most comprehensive one yet
#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists
Bonus:
“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.
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9am saturday morning: “i’ve got the whole day, i’m gonna get so much done”
1pm saturday afternoon: still in my pajamas, on my 4th cup of coffee, deep in thought about generic subversion, censorship, and post-colonialism in 2000 animated gay romance “the road to el dorado”
after u start watching cutthroat kitchen, chopped is just so underwhelming
it’s like “they have access to all the ingredients whenever they want?? they can use BOTH of their hands??? AND they dont have to do all their cooking on a campfire they build themselves???? wheres the challenge????”
I used to work in a little market and we had to cut blocks of cheese in approximately 1lb cubes. To this day, 1lb = 1 block of feta cheese, in my head.
My gym trainer was talking about guys lifting up to 1000 lbs.
‘That’s a lot of cheese,’ I said.
‘What.’
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You may think this is a shitty shirt for a baby but surprise it was at pet smart this is for dogs
🐷🐷🐷🐷 #pleaseexcusemyfilthyhouse #belle #piggy #dogtoy #dogsofinstagram
