Fight Me

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer

People are all like “he’s an alien” like so was Hela and she pulled up with some iconic goth looks, Chanel horned helmet, a beautiful smokey eye, nails that could cut diamonds, Thanos has no excuse fashion is universal

if you think about it, drax is the most relatable character. all he does is laugh at things that shouldn’t be funny and has a crush on thor.

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time

all infinity war did for me was reaffirm the fact that steven grant rogers is The Dramatic Bitch. he couldn’t even make a normal entrance when going to literally save wanda & vision’s lives. not only does he stand on the wrong side of the rails, but he must have been casually standing in the shadows as the train went by, perfectly placed for 10000% effect, until the Peak moment of tension….. then emerges like the baddest bitch in town to fuck shit up, only to be joined by his too kool 4 skool clique….. like wow….. iconic

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

no house

just avocado

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

Maybe we are all Russian bots

maybe the real russian bots were the friends we made along the way

im alive but only ironically