Ri

i LOVE when baby grab legs

my shitposts are the result of a patented process and if you try to copy them you’re copyright infringing

also you get radiation poisoning but that’s a whole other thing

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

If ya girl sends u saucy pics and u don’t respond in all caps and heart eyes then ur ass don’t deserve saucy pics

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

I hope every single bee finds a nice flower today.

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

faker!

the fake hedgehog around here!

me…? ha! you’re not even good enough to be my fake!

eat those words!