Yippee!!

come on down to dipshit's barbecue and get your ass kicked with flavor

I do not want to tuch it

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

let’s all once again say a prayer of thanks for 30+ year old women 🙏 amen

idont give a single fuck about stuffing your ships into heteronormative pairing boxes or making fankids or whatever else romantical nonsense. you should be thoughtfully designing mario & luigi style bros. attacks for them to use

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article