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I really hate asking but thank you.

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they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂
BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!
I was actually talking about this sort of thing to my neighbor yesterday. She walked her cat behind my backyard and while on the catio, my eldest boy Rufus saw them and was very interested. He kept swishing his tail and wasn’t at all sure about whether the pretty white kitty on a leash was a threat.
I told the owner I hoped neither of my other cats went into the catio at that moment, because cats can fight in that situation. Yes, my cats could’ve gotten into a fight because they saw a strange cat.
My aunt had her legs torn into shreds by one of her cats when I was little. She used to have her two cats in a harness-and-leash thing on her patio all the time. Then a neighbor started to let their cat out and well, one day that boy cat walked past, the two girls started to fight while on leash, aunt heard it, tried to separate them, and one of them attacked her legs instead.
Cats go into a zone if they feel threatened. So I would never, ever play with that sort of thing. I don’t want my cats to hurt one another or me or hell, the dog. Please be careful, as funny as this looks.
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This is such an important and genuinely terrifying post. I could completely go off on the rise of anti-science, but for now I’ll just add: it isn’t just boomers that get deceived. This is a warning to all of us.
Pay ATTENTION to what you are being told. If you think you cannot be deceived, you leave yourself open to deception. Question, doubt, research research research. Learn about your personal biases, dig up any subconscious cognitive dissonance. Keep an eye on your mind.
IT’S NOT JUST BOOMERS THOUGH
THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE GOOD USE OF POINTLESS GENERATIONAL DIVISIONS WHICH BTW DO NOT *ACTUALLY* EXIST IN MEAT-VERSE. THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT TO BEING RADICALIZED BY SHITTY PRAXIS. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA.
If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.
thats creepy
This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN
No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.
GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃
Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days. Let’s see what happens this time.
Abuse begins with insecurity
My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS
Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-
REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS

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when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
This post is so old I almost forgot why I think “proceed with the tale of dicks” every time I click on it now
imagine how i felt the other day when i tried to get into ao3 on a new device and blithely thought, “ha, i think i saw a tumblr post about this once.”
Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order!
do you ever read fanfiction so good you wish it was a book that you could buy and put on some shelf in your bedroom and gaze at sometimes and remember how amazing that motherfucker was instead of having to squint at it on your too bright phone screen at 3 am
That’s what Lulu is for folks!!! Make your own fanfic-book! For cheap! It’s quite easy once you get the hang of it!
It
Is
So easy
(even easier if you don’t bother doing personalized covers like me but I wanted it to look realistic)
Ooohhh @epicstuckyficrecs those are gorgeous! ❤️ I only got the one done so far but I’m so pleased with it and will definitey get a few more!
Modern media and technology is SO FREAKING AWESOME! 😃
Thanks for the info!
Apparently this is something I’m going to be doing now too
I’ve done this for three of my fics (Remember I Loved You, Swallow your Soul and Nothing Burns like the Cold) and it’s ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL.
I know @thepoolofthedead ’s dog ate up their edition of Swallow Your Soul too!
Yall need to be doing this!
whoa. I definitely need to look into doing this with some of my fave long fics. Maybe when I finish writing this last installment of my Wordsmith verse, I’ll even do it with that!
Aww heck yeah, I’m gonna have to make one of these for Siren’s Song by @kedreeva, It’s basically my religious text now.
@teagantheamazing please don’t! I am already planning to provide a way for folks to get their own printed book copy (obviously free outside of the cost to the site of printing/shipping) of this story, since there were a lot of requests for it and I had already planned on making a copy like this for myself.
And those of you that are considering doing something like this for fics that are written by others, please get their permission before you do so. I know that this post was made in good faith, or at least I hope very much that it was, but a lot of people are particular about how their work is archived (myself included) and may not want print copies of their fanfiction being made out of their control. Obviously they would be hard pressed to stop you if you wanted to disregard their wishes, but since we’re not allowed to sell our written works, it would be nice to be afforded at least the courtesy of respecting our wishes wrt how we want our works archived (or as the case may be, not archived).
Additionally…. and this goes for everyone reading this, if you like a story enough to go through the trouble of formatting a document and having it printed into a book… please consider supporting the author who wrote it. If you haven’t left a comment on the fic, please do so, and bear in mind that lot of authors have patreons or ko-fi accounts or other ways to donate listed on their tumblr home pages through which you can say thanks in a way that makes a big difference to them. It’s… to me it seems extremely rude to print someone’s story into a book without asking first, and even more so if you are unwilling to put effort toward supporting/thanking them for the work they’ve done.
And lastly!! Please do NOT go through Lulu. Lulu is an actual publishing site, which means that you can get an author (or yourself, if they’re your stories) in legal trouble! If you want to own a print copy of a book, go through a printer like blurb.com instead. They are, expressly stated, JUST a printing company and not a publisher (in fact you are not even allowed to say or imply your story was “published” by them). Please do not harm the fanfiction community by putting authors in bad spots!
Here is a post with more information regarding the issues with doing this: https://roselarkpublishing.tumblr.com/post/621138257307222016
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vikings au for one of the only ppl i still respect on this dumbass site @ryuumw
EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU MARK RUFFALO
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good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY
from uncle david’s insta:
“thirty years + and counting”

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UNMUTE THIS 💀💀
I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time
here’s a damn fine example of why comedy doesn’t have to be offensive to be fucking hilarious
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The ghost of Till Lindemann haunting my brain: DU HAST
everyone, reading this post: DU HAST MICH