gay bar superstar

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

my sister was like omg im so glad we both love heated rivalry you should send me your posts i want to read them!!! and i was like im not sure.......if you'd like that........

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

They are both right

all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze

#finding out that wicked originated from this line made me realize i have never been operating at even half of my yuri goggles potential (via spiribia)