it happens

When I go to the mall with my girlfriend I’m basically an NPC companion. I am constantly standing in her way, unaware of where she intends to go and not really paying attention. So maybe bad NPC AI in video games isn’t so off base after all.

CRUNCH

Democrats don’t give a shit about law and order unless it hits their narrative.

What the fuck? Republicans are literally trying to get a racist misogynistic pathological liar with the temperament of a 5 year old into office. Oh man, democrats suck cuz their candidate has made mistakes during a LIFETIME of public service. Have fun aligning your views with someone who is the physical manifestation of everything wrong in America.

POCAHONTAS

If you don’t love Genie, there’s something wrong with you.

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY ENTIRE LIFE

never not reblogging

Damn.... the Tumblr cliches on this post are real

The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.

I’m sorry, have you seen a cassowary’s feet?  Have you seen that nature has equipped this angry fuck with fucking 6" shivs for toes?  Do YOU wanna be the one to tell him to move?

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I CAN’T BELIEVE BEN WYATT IS MANAGING HILLARY’S CAMPAIGN

DONalD drUMpF’S NevER hAD A rEal jOB iN hIS liFe

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE KNOPE 2012 BUTTON THAT CARDBOARD HILLARY IS WEARING

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

remember when we thought THIS was wild

How was the world so pure 4 years ago

Shuruppak was definitely onto something there.

Words to live by

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