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Ngl deeply needed this 💖

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Yall I made the mistake of opening my Tumblr today only to see that terrible billboard and now my husband is torturing me with scenarios like:
"The finale is gonna be a time jump to their wedding."
"The Computer is their officiant."
"Richie died in that car accident so Carmy's best man is Fak.
"Fak is also Claire's best man."
Make him stopppppp 🫠🫠
Excuse my Xtremely Elder Millenial reference but like, where is our guy?
It's strange he hasn't shown up to do Mandalorian & Grogu press, to see his homies on Broadway, or to do anything promoting the final season of The Bear. Hoping he's okay/actually more than okay? Maybe relaxing & reading good books & surrounded by fresh flowers and loving hearts? Honestly I hope that for all yall rn, things have been brutal and we all deserve a little light & peace in These Trying Times fr.
Ok I have a lotttt of thoughts & questions...
🐻Gary Spoilers Ahead🐻
Can yall tell me if Gary is good, i don't fw Hulu anymore and I don't wanna spend the energy 🏴☠️ if its just a bunch of faks or worse, a road trip with Claire 🙄

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So into my Chef Sydney cosplay ootd tho ✨️
Jeremy & Pedro on a press tour WHEN?
Real consequences for the predators & actual justice for the victims in the Epstein Files WHEN?
More fics of my fave fictional men getting their titties sucked WHENNN?
do you think a casting requirement for the pitt was naturally sad eyes?
Awww a lil tumblr game to lift the spirits, sounds fab to me! I was tagged by the beautiful @afrofairysblog to share 6 non-selfie photos 💖
Spiritually tagging all yall, would love to see pretty little glimpses of your world ✨️
Lowkey wanna get a petition together to make Season 3 of the Pitt just a 12 hr Ice Cream Social & Delightful Sex Romp like our bbs have been through enoughhhh 😭

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Jeremy by Miles Hendrik.
Today has been terrible but this Smiley Jeremy is reviving meeee 😭
SINNERS DP Autumn Durald Arkapaw just made Oscars history!
She is the first woman to ever win the Academy Award for Best Cinematography🎉
I got sad for a moment that Jeremy isnt at the Oscar's tonight, but then I remembered how much he dislikes award shows and how he's probably happily & cozy at home with his kids.
There's no doubt in my mind he'll win allllll the awards one day for many more amazing performances. Tonight I'm rooting for Sinners, Weapons, Conan O Brien and the look on Timmy's face when he losesssss 😈
Chase Infiniti attends the 98th Annual Academy Awards in Los Angeles (March 15, 2026)
I hated One Battle After Another besides Chase's performance and she looks SO INCREDIBLE AND DESERVES THE WORLDDD
I'm just going to say it, I'm crazy disappointed in The Bear. Like sick to my stomach from swallowing rage.
Season 1's Chef David was CLEARLY based on Rene Redzepi and chefs like him. I used to think that Chef David was a hallucination, because the things he said to Carmy in flashbacks remind me soooo much of my inner trauma bb voice. But now I know he was very much real, and that The Bear went on to suck his fucking dick & basically go on an entire tangent to rehab his image as this beautiful, innovative genius when they knew ALL ALONG he was a horrifying abuser.
What the fuck Chris Storer, Courtney Storer and anyone fucking involved with this show who thought this was ok? I'm more angry about this than the fucking Faks and the fucking wedding episode and fucking Claire.
Season 1 is actually a really beautiful story about how toxic and abusive fine dining can be. I can't believe this show not only grew to completely forget that story, but went on to tell one that glorifies, excuses & downplays that toxicity. Shame shame shame on The Bear, and justice for all the Carmys in the world who felt like they deserved the abuse they suffered under the hands of Rene and all others like him.

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Noma Carmy this is what you were really going through?? Were these the only 3 times you were happy there?? 🫠
Fuck. This made me sick to my stomach.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/dining/rene-redzepi-noma-abuse-allegations.html
Jeremy Allen White spotted on set
Scrounging for crumbs…this is what the show has reduced me to (source)
Never been happier to see his nervous lil two step 😭 Also the ✨️vibes✨️ that radiate off Lionel are so pure! I don't care that I'm not excited for Season 5, I'm just happy they're out there having a nice time fr