I Open At the Close ⚡

ooh this is a good three sentences

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

Love, Simon (2018) perfectly displays the difference between a manipulative public proposal and a sweet grand romantic gesture in the best way possible. Martin, when trying to ask a girl out, publicly humiliates her by pressuring her to say yes to him in front of a huge crowd of people and putting her in the spotlight, making her visibly uncomfortable. When Simon makes the gesture to Blue, it gives “Blue” the opportunity to back out and not show his face, therefore making Simon the only subject of ridicule if the situation goes wrong, showing his dedication and his love for Blue in that he is willing to undergo EVEN MORE humiliation to find him. This, among other parts of the movie, clearly outlines the fact that homosexual people have perfected romance to a degree that straight people have not found. In this essay I will -

op where’s the rest of it

the straights kidnapped him because he was onto their secrets

I’m still here bitch the straights can’t silence me

then finish your essay, or you fail this class

mother nature keeping up with memes

You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world”  or, “What’ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

it’s like i always say: fuck

i want to know what bears think sometimes

God what a mood

OH MAN THAT WAS CLOSE!!!