My Real Name Is Jan.

This is… not that hard….

You think Jane made Tarzan shower before he murdered them cheeks or you think she let him hit gangrene, fleas and all

Jane sucked the smegma and moss off his dick.

You think Tarzan was a virgin before Jane?

He def beat up some gorilla cheeks before Jane

You are all going to hell.

I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂

Pure genius. 😂😂

fuck me

every time I laugh so hard i get scared I’m gonna pee

I was so outraged at first until I realized he was lovin it

You see the claws on that shit

I fucking love bears

I’m letting go. What is meant for me will be mine in the right timing if I continue to do my part. What is truly mine will still be mine even when I stop grasping it too tight. My focus is to stay grounded despite external influences and factors that are out of my control.

You don’t need them to be proud of you. Let go of that. You can do this on your own. Their approval is only holding you back. 

i love this scene because Adam Scott delivers this line with such emotion that if you watched it out of context and had no idea what a calzone is then you would probably think this was some mafia movie and this scrawny little guy is about to be killed by the Calzones, a family of mobsters who don’t find accounting puns amusing