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Do you know the Muffin Man?

Do you know the Muffin Man, The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man, Whose muffin top leads the way?

Once upon a time, he was the golden boy, the lean athlete who could sprint up stairs without thinking twice. Then somewhere between "I'll start the gym again next week" and "I'll just have one more burger", the legend took a rather... round turn.

Now his snug jeans have become brave little warriors, battling daily against the ever-growing muffin top that proudly spills over the waistband like bread rising out of an overfilled baking tin. Every shirt button has filed a formal complaint, and every belt notch has been forced into early retirement.

The villagers whisper: "Careful... if you hear the waistband creak, the Muffin Man is near."

He still introduces himself like he's the hottest guy in town, but these days the only thing breaking hearts is the stitching on his favorite pair of pants. His six-pack didn't disappear, it was simply buried beneath a family-sized bakery.

The aftermath of a sponsored stuffing. If you'd like one if your own, feel free to dm me!

When you find clothes that USED to fit you 🐷

You like it?

guys… it’s getting serious over here. I just weighed in at 177 lbs 😅 I guess when I was told I wouldn’t be able to stop at 175, that was correct. especially because the idea of hitting 185 now looks very easy and appealing 👀

a side effect I can’t tell if I enjoy or not since a lot of them are really cute: I’m having a very hard time fitting into my summer clothes from last year. my size 12 shorts are too tight to wear out in public without being very uncomfortable…