Oh God Hearthcards!

“You’re autistic” says the kid with the pepe icon.

A minion that can only really die to AOE is terrible, terrible design because it’ll either be stupidly OP or just terrible anyway.

Someone should inform this person that drawing specific types of cards is actually stronger than drawing random cards.

Art doesn’t generally bother me unless it’s something like using Planeswalker art on a common spell lmao

The return of the Ironbeak Owl meta, as it is prophesied. 

It’s hard to comprehend how strange and bad this is. Most minion choose one effects aren’t worth 5-mana and you only end up with one of them Why is this a mage card though?

It’s too bad they wake up when your opponent’s turn starts LUL

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SO every time you discover, you draw 3 cards? Yeah, that’s fair with Raven Idol right?

Narrow bad design from people who don’t want other people to be able to play the decks they enjoy.

You know, it’s like Mirror Entity except it totally invalidates the card. Just because something is a higher rarity, doesn’t mean it can be strictly better than an already good card.

Was this card written by Scatman John?

You know what Imp-losion was missing? An extra 4 potential power and a 2-mana 4/4 stapled to it. Oh, and neutrality.

Do people read the cards back to themselves after they create them?

I always loved Antonidas, but my biggest problem with him was that he wasn’t neutral, didn’t give me 3 Fireballs immediately and wasn’t a mech.

This looks like an obvious bait card to me, actually. They’re not as common here as they are for WMTGCS. Normally I wouldn’t post one like this but I wanna show off what obvious bait looks like.