So Many Frickin's of the Pencils

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I can HEAR from speed of his typing my husband is yelling at people on the internet about the government again

Oh he's big mad tonight those fingers are a moving, I can only assume the Republicans are in fact at it again and he unfortunately does take that as a personal attack

I am RIGHT here.

He's HERE! His TUMMY HURTS! And he's MAD AT THE GOVERNMENT!

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.