howdy

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Best thing about artfight is the insane motivation it gives me to draw my own oc's

but I refuse to for like the whole month of july. As a form of psychological torment. or edging.

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why