Savannah

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

"i don't get ttpd" ok well some of you have never been promised the world by a 5'10 poor excuse of a man just to get absoutely nothing out of it but embarrassment and distress and for that i'm jealous of you

there should be a Sisyphus emoji

Just be silly bro please. You're forgetting your whimsy, this isn't you.

I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)