lynnie

taylor: is that you or the vodka talking?

simon:

abby: my girlfriend is a bitch and i like her SO. MUCH.

abby: what ?

leah: martin.

simon:

nick: we don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. we might have to repopulate the earth.

leah: i’m your woman

abby: i need you to not yell at the customers-

leah: ...i’m kind of your woman

abby: and you need to smile.

leah:

leah: menstural cramps.

simon:

abby: a moo point?

simon: yeah. it’s like a cow’s opinion. it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.

leah: so if i were a coral i’d be dead.

abby: what do corals even get stressed about?

nick: current events.

simon: hi, i’m sim- *drops oreo container* shit- *trips over it while trying to pick it up* fuck, i’m so so- *slips on a rogue oreo & face plants onto the floor, causing abby & leah to trip over him*

abby: i think the glass is half-full