shagadelic summer

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

and then everything changed……

my surface level response when people ask what my favorite band is is weezer. because it's true. but if you know me a bit better and you ask me what my favorite band is i'm going to say, like, neutral milk hotel or mother mother or something. those are also my favorite bands but like not in the same way weezer is. if you put me in a vacuum and had a disembodied voice ask me what my favorite band is i'd probably sit there and stare at my hands until i watched it all wash away

if i put you in a vacuum you'd be covered in dust and dog hair

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”