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welcome to meme’s house

Isn’t that second one just gun safety?

the best    jokes have an element of truth to them 

breaking bad is the funniest show ever

jesse and the froot loops kid play sonic 06 together

Jesse tells Mr. White it’s safe to cook meth in the house he is selling. He calls his real estate agent to verify that the house isn’t being viewed that day, but the real estate agent doesn’t answer bc she’s busy setting up the open house for Jesse’s house. The open house starts while they’re cooking meth in the basement

skyler and walt meet with saul to discuss a business to buy bc walt has made so much money from cooking meth and it’s all obviously suspicious. saul suggests a laser tag arena, his logic being walt is a scientist and scientists love lasers

googling why bad thoughts = tummy ache

With each passing minute, you are one minute closer to your next cheeseburger.

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yippie!!!!! wahoo!!! yayyyyy ^_^ lalalallayayayay woooooo!!!!

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

true love is dead

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

Every time someone posts that dude who makes videos pouring ungodly amounts of candy and fruit juice and bottles and bottles of alcohol into a tub to make something fundamentally undrinkable all the comments are like “ew” “drinking this would kill you” etc. but what you fools don’t understand is that he is not making anything for humans to drink. Those videos are for fulfilling the primal human urge to Make Potion

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long