Land of Lol and Wut

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

Does someone wanna send me 5k for ear surgery

Anthony James where are you?

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

ANYWAY GUYS IM GETTING MARRIED IN THREE WEEKS ✨✨✨✨

We were already planning on getting married then we found out one of our local baseball teams is marrying 35 people at one of their games :-) so we signed up and we got selected!!!! So our wedding date is July 11th :-) I can't think of anything more wonderful and perfect for us than getting married at a baseball game

Hey everyone on my dashboard, Alex and I are getting married!!!

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